I want to sell my troll...

[IrishWolfhound]

He was cute at first. Got all pissy when I corrected his spelling of "masterbate". Sent me nasty PM's.

But now I'm bored with him.

Siren made me promise to feed and water him, but that's just so much work.

Is there a market for slightly used trolls? Can I just drop him off at a troll shelter?

I'll even consider swapping trolls if you have an interesting one.

 

[SweetCherry]

Hmm, how much do you want for him? What tricks does he know? Is he housebroken?

 

[Guest]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: I want to sell my troll...

I dont have one at all. How come? Am I not interesting enough??


lol.good luck trading trolls.

I generally don't go in for troll baiting. I was actually flaming newbies in general for poor spelling and he just took it to heart. It was one of those "he followed me home, can I keep him" things.

Your problem, emerald dear, is that you are just way too troll-tolerant. They thrive on abuse.

Mine's so cute. He still can't spell for crap. In fact, I seriously doubt he can spell "for crap".

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Hmm, how much do you want for him? What tricks does he know? Is he housebroken?

He's free to a bad home. But you have to promise to abuse him on a regular basis. The odd kick in the ass isn't enough. He needs to get one in the gonads at least once a day, OK?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: I want to sell my troll...

 

[Mona Lisa]

Well, my pet mouse recently died so I have an empty cage.....

I'll give you $.47, half a bag of stale Doritos, and some really interesting pocket lint for the troll.

 

[PacificBlue]

*Troll Swaping* is this some new kind of fetish?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Mine withered.

You have to water them, you say? Damn. The ASPCT will probably be knocking me up, now.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[LukkyKnight]

Between vernacular expressions and biology, brat, I fear you have been skipping classes.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[KillerMuffin]

We should have a troll registry. You need to get a license from the pound. Make sure all the shots are up to date. Make sure the troll is neutered or spayed.

We'll be having a troll auction soon, please let management know if you'd like to enter your troll in the auction by posting. If you would, please have a few clips and quotes of your troll's best work to make it more salable.

Thank you!

 

[Eve32]

So much to learn...

So little time...

I suppose *someone* has to keep these trolls. God knows what could happen if they got out and started delivering improper punctuation too.

Sorry - don't look here to drop off a troll. I'm WAY too intolerant.

 

[Pyper]

IrishWolfhound has a troll? I've been a flaming atheist for two years on this board and what have I got to show for it? Nothing, I tell you! *stomps off angrily*

 

[Sandia]

I want a troll!

I'm not good at being mean, though.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Well, my pet mouse recently died so I have an empty cage.....

I'll give you $.47, half a bag of stale Doritos, and some really interesting pocket lint for the troll.

Well, I'll take the $.47 & the doritos. Keep the lint for the troll to play with. He's on his way to you now.

I hope he was a huge mouse because this is a 400# troll. With a nasty attitude.

And never, NEVER try to correct his spelling.

 

[LukkyKnight]

IrishWolfhound has a troll? I've been a flaming atheist for two years on this board and what have I got to show for it? Nothing, I tell you! *stomps off angrily*

Hush, you got a cool av, don't be GREEDY.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Hush, you got a cool av, don't be GREEDY.

Well I got a cool AV AND a troll...so there.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hell no, the proceeds go to charity.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Mine withered.

You have to water them, you say? Damn. The ASPCT will probably be knocking me up, now.

Georgia Girl suggested I just leave it in the sun to dry up like a slug...but that seems cruel.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Trail48]

I know I'll get hit for this , but what is a troll?