I want to run away and join the circus

[aussiegeekygal]

Word on the street is they have loads of amazing sex

 

[Ingenue844]

I love to travel

 

[ydahecnot]

Orgies in the back of the clown car

 

[AmberLGreen]

Word on the street is they have loads of amazing sex

I have heard that farmers have the best sex which is why I am holding out for a guy with wellies and a tractor

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Dribble]

It is the bendy plasticgirl that caught my eye. Or maybe the one that does tricks on the horses. Definitely not the highwire one though

 

[ydahecnot]

I mean, if you want your balls juggled…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Farmers have serious stamina @AmberLGreen

I love to travel

Jump in the caravan. Got any mad skills to lure the locals?

Orgies in the back of the clown car

Just like my vagina, you'd be surprised just how many people I can fit in there

Get on in. There's loads of skanks who love carneys

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I mean, if you want your balls juggled…

I am about to fall down a disturbing rabbit hole of google...

I'll be back

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It is the bendy plasticgirl that caught my eye. Or maybe the one that does tricks on the horses. Definitely not the highwire one though

Bonus points if she's on fire, right??

 

[ydahecnot]

I am about to fall down a disturbing rabbit hole of google...

I'll be back

No Little_Sister-type shit!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Farmers have serious stamina @AmberLGreen

Jump in the caravan. Got any mad skills to lure the locals?

Just like my vagina, you'd be surprised just how many people I can fit in there

Get on in. There's loads of skanks who love carneys

You know I live close to Carneyville legit. Lobsterboy is from right down the road. There is even a museum.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No Little_Sister-type shit!

No promises

 

[Dribble]

Bonus points if she's on fire, right??

Oh fuck yea...nothing like the smell of burnt bush right? Like napalm in the morning

 

[Dribble]

And think of all the munchies...the bestest stuff

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh fuck yea...nothing like the smell of burnt bush right? Like napalm in the morning

The smell of burning hair is normally my indicator that lube may be necessary.

Or I'm sitting bareass on a bbq..

 

[TunnelKing089]

He did...

 

[Dribble]

I knew I had heard this before

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0257137/

But in all honesty...the pirate one that ran before was way way better.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And think of all the munchies...the bestest stuff

I'm not falling for that trick again

 

[AmberLGreen]

Clowns really scare me

Threaten to set my bush alight and I would be worried but not scared. Tell me I have to shake hands with a clown and I am shaking like a leaf

 

[TunnelKing089]

He did too...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You know I live close to Carneyville legit. Lobsterboy is from right down the road. There is even a museum.

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It always amazes me what people make into museums.
I'd check this one out.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Clowns really scare me

Threaten to set my bush alight and I would be worried but not scared. Tell me I have to shake hands with a clown and I am shaking like a leaf

I used to be a clown
That's why @IhateClowns and I got on so well #exposuretherapy

 

[AmberLGreen]

I used to be a clown
That's why @IhateClowns and I got on so well #exposuretherapy

I did you wear the scary make up and the shoes? And drive a tiny car? And have that squirting flower thing?

 

[TunnelKing089]

He came from the circus actually,started wrestling...