I Want to Kick Celine Dion in the Shins.

[alexandraaah]

Just to show her who's boss.

Someone please, put a plug in her mouth or something.

 

[Tantanah]

But I love her.

 

[Saint Peter]

Have plug, will travel.

 

[alexandraaah]

Tantanah, you're out at the next stoplight.

I'll stop the car if you stop the CD.

SaintPeter, hop in.

 

[Sillyman]

Thank you. For God sake, let the woman stop tormenting us.

 

[Laurel]

Hell is a roadtrip with Celine in the passenger's seat, in one of her ugly outfits, wailing out "My Heart Will Gooo OOoooooonnnnn..."

 

[Saint Peter]

Saturday Night Live did a great skit on Celine. It was perfect.

 

[Tantanah]

What is wrong with you people??? She's gorgeous and has a beautiful voice.

 

[Cheyenne]

What is wrong with you people??? She's gorgeous and has a beautiful voice.

Are you running a high fever?

 

[Saint Peter]

What is wrong with you people??? She has big tits.

I would have to agree with you there.

 

[Laurel]

What is wrong with you people???

Do you want that answer in essay form, or as a list?

 

[Laurel]

I would have to agree with you there.

You do know that one of the rules here is you're not allowed to be funnier than me.

10 demerits.

 

[Liontamr]

As long as the Americans keep her....

 

[Nomadic Lady]

I want to kick Celine Dion

...what, just kick her!?!

She is a good singer, but she is sooooooo aggravating.

 

[alexandraaah]

What is wrong with you people??? She's gorgeous and has a beautiful voice.

The car is rolling, I'm opening the door...

 

[Saint Peter]

You do know that one of the rules here is you're not allowed to be funnier than me.

10 demerits.

Sorry.
How many demerits until I become a moderator?

 

[alexandraaah]

Sorry.
How many demerits until I become a moderator?

10.

 

[Tantanah]

The car is rolling, I'm opening the door...

Alright, alright I'll be quiet...

 

[Rubyfruit]

I would have to agree with you there.

LMAO.

God you're funny Peter.

You're going to be a mod, I hear?

 

[Saint Peter]

I would like to thank all the small people I stepped on during my climb up the LIT ladder. And I would also like to thank Laurel. She has inspired me to feed my cats only good food so they dont puke right before I snap pics for my AV.


hiya Rubybaby

 

[alexandraaah]

Alright, alright I'll be quiet...

Baby, you can scream at the top of your lungs, just be sure we only use your Celine Dion CD's as coasters or mirrors or something.

If you pinky swear on it, you can stay for the ride.

I think it'll be fun, now that Ruby and Laurel and Sillyman, Cheyenne and Liontamer are here!

I feel like Dorothy, only in a crappy apartment in Chicago.

 

[Laurel]

And I would also like to thank Laurel. She has inspired me to feed my cats only good food so they dont puke right before I snap pics for my AV.

You don't know what you're missing.

 

[Laurel]

Baby, you can scream at the top of your lungs, just be sure we only use your Celine Dion CD's as coasters or mirrors or something.

If you pinky swear on it, you can stay for the ride.

I think it'll be fun, now that Ruby and Laurel and Sillyman, Cheyenne and Liontamer are here!

I feel like Dorothy, only in a crappy apartment in Chicago.

I wanna be Toto!!

 

[Never]

But she has such a lovely voice. So soothing and melodic, it moves the soul.

~
I want to be the wicked witch.

 

[Rhys]

Sadly, she lives here. So we have to put up with her.

She uses a helicopter to commute to work over at Caesar's...the local residents have been complaining about the noise.

Not to mention the monster poster of her up on the side of Caesar's. I feel sorry for the people whose rooms at Bellagio face that side of Caesars. Giant Celine eyeballs.

Almost as bad as the Britney Spears picture that covered the WHOLE FRONT of the MGM last year during Comdex.

*shudder*