I want to hit Megan Fox in the mouth

[Mike_Yates]

I want to punch Megan Fox in the mouth as hard as I can hoping to break her jaw.

 

[klingle]

With what?

 

[Mike_Yates]

With what?

My fist.

 

[klingle]

My fist.

In her mouth?

 

[Mike_Yates]

In her mouth?

Yes, I want to break her jaw.

 

[MNGuy]

Why?

I'd just throat fuck her.

http://nudecelebsvidz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/7338-blowjob-cumshot-facial-megan-fox.jpg

 

[klingle]

Yes, I want to break her jaw.

In an erotic way?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Why?

I'd just throat fuck her.

http://nudecelebsvidz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/7338-blowjob-cumshot-facial-megan-fox.jpg

Totally fake!

 

[Mike_Yates]

Actually, I want to invite her over to my house to play Guitar Hero.

http://egotastic.com/entertainment/...lays-guitar-hero-still-too-hot-for-you-004346

 

[ChinaBandit]

I have considered your plight for a long time now Mike.

If you don't get out of this rut your life will play out in a faceless, meaningless, way in an extremely dark suburban basement. The internet serving as your only connection with people, fake ones at that.

The solution? Two words baby, international travel. This will really broaden your horizon and provide a stimulating true life education. Forget about school and get a passport.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Mike_Yates]

I can't wait to see Megan's badly bloodied mouth.

 

[Fala]

I can't wait to see Megan's badly bloodied mouth.

I'm totally surprised that you haven't yet been visited by law enforcement.

Evidence, that this GB is not monitored (as it should NOT be)...law enforcement isn't even present.

Mike, I could shoot you right now and get away with it.

BANG.

 

[theault_b]

Big Mikey fan here...

Whoever writes this character deserves a break on the subscription rate, just like the one they give Kate Cummings and the Dolf girl. It's only fair. Remember when they gave the slide to... Oh, well fuck! That one shit the bed on Fuzz or Dust or whatever the fuck, and the squishy tits couldn't cover the lack of brains over here any more - cuz it pissed off a baron or a bard or a polter-guize or two. Awesome ice cream pic sealed that deal - clean flat up.

No... Yeah! I mean Mike's written rather interestingly. He keeps it unreal and all. Ice cream and Frys pics. There's no safe harbor. Megan Fox is safe, though, and that ghost hunter girl was no Buffy to start with. Straw man of a woman - made to be punk-tuated! Great show! Really Big Show! All punk-rock two-chord blam-blam dressed in pity. It's a show, dogs!

 

[Fala]

Big Mikey fan here...

Whoever writes this character deserves a break on the subscription rate, just like the one they give Kate Cummings and the Dolf girl. It's only fair. Remember when they gave the slide to... Oh, well fuck! That one shit the bed on Fuzz or Dust or whatever the fuck, and the squishy tits couldn't cover the lack of brains over here any more - cuz it pissed off a baron or a bard or a polter-guize or two. Awesome ice cream pic sealed that deal - clean flat up.

No... Yeah! I mean Mike's written rather interestingly. He keeps it unreal and all. Ice cream and Frys pics. There's no safe harbor. Megan Fox is safe, though, and that ghost hunter girl was no Buffy to start with. Straw man of a woman - made to be punk-tuated! Great show! Really Big Show! All punk-rock two-chord blam-blam dressed in pity. It's a show, dogs!

Yes, I will agree that Mike is one of the most interesting poster's here.

Has always been

However, this latest violent/stalking streak is rather out of character for him.

I hope he's alright.

 

[Licia]

Why, Mike.

Are joo a whimp?!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Why, Mike.

Are joo a whimp?!

Mike is nuts.

But in a good way.

The spirits that rule the universe are trying to communicate to us through him.

It's just... the connection isn't real good.

But I'm told they're working on that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Once AT&T covers my local area, Mike will make total sense to everyone.

 

[Fala]

Once AT&T covers my local area, Mike will make total sense to everyone.

Don't count on At&T...we have that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Don't count on At&T...we have that.

That's what I'm saying.

It'll be a very long time.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Or I could shatter her jaw and knock half of her teeth out by hitting her in the mouth with a big wrench.

Can't wait to see her spit out all of her bloody teeth.

http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2009/07/megan-fox-bloody-fangs.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

Or I could shatter her jaw and knock half of her teeth out by hitting her in the mouth with a big wrench.

It's an option.

Something to think about.

But there are alternatives.

 

[MNGuy]

Yes, I will agree that Mike is one of the most interesting poster's here.

Has always been

However, this latest violent/stalking streak is rather out of character for him.

I hope he's alright.

Hanns was pretty funny, and Brinnie was always banning everyone.

Is Dolly still around?

 

[run_silent]

Hanns was pretty funny, and Brinnie was always banning everyone.

Is Dolly still around?

Funny you should mention doll parts. I've always thought Mike was his/her/its replacement character.

 

[cum2ut]

Now, why would you want to hit a pregnant lady? That's just sad.