I want to help with a story

[Lit_Zombie]

The title says it all. I want to help with a story. I love reading. I love being a part of something wonderful. And I love helping people think. I want to be an editor, but my spelllling is horrendous and my grammar is only lukewarm. Is there a place for me here?

 

[Super-Surprise]

The title says it all. I want to help with a story. I love reading. I love being a part of something wonderful. And I love helping people think. I want to be an editor, but my spelllling is horrendous and my grammar is only lukewarm. Is there a place for me here?

No, not likely.

Try the "Author's Hangout".

 

[Lit_Zombie]

effoff

is that in reference to this forum?

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=3

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

is that in reference to this forum?

Pretty much anywhere.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

yeah...

I know how to navigate the web

tanx GoFuckYourself ms_ann_thrope

Does that count as a pun?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I know how to navigate the web

tanx GoFuckYourself ms_ann_thrope

Does that count as a pun?

I don't know. Are you an actual zombie.

 

[Sinny]

I know how to navigate the web

tanx GoFuckYourself ms_ann_thrope

Does that count as a pun?

You can volunteer to be an editor. Go to the Author's Hangout forum and ask your questions there. Etc. Etc. As has been posted in this thread. Already.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

I don't know. Are you an actual zombie.

yup. Marine Corps drone and now Democrat dead fish.

I did volunteer once. (Navy Guys will get this) But never again. Did try that thanks. however I want to collaborate.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Fuck the stories.

I wanna help with Sinny's big titties.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Emma-Stone-Yes-Nod-In-Crazy-Stupid-Love-Gif.gif

 

[Lit_Zombie]

nice

oh emma if only you were mine

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

yup. Marine Corps drone and now Democrat dead fish.

I did volunteer once. (Navy Guys will get this) But never again. Did try that thanks. however I want to collaborate.

You're not interested in writing at all, are you?

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Oh I am.

Just not yet.

 

[SweetErika]

Go to the Editor's Forum and offer your services as a beta reader. Many authors work with an editor for the more technical side, then at least one beta reader to get an idea of how readers will view their plot, characters, style, etc. It might be the perfect way for you to contribute.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Wow

Go to the Editor's Forum and offer your services as a beta reader. Many authors work with an editor for the more technical side, then at least one beta reader to get an idea of how readers will view their plot, characters, style, etc. It might be the perfect way for you to contribute.

Thank you so much.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Just not yet.

What are you really looking for?

 

[Lit_Zombie]

is there a way to help other authors? some of the few that i have been following still have the: he her the then than there their they're etc mix ups.

thats pms mostly isn't it?

 

[Que]

Go to the Editor's Forum and offer your services as a beta reader. Many authors work with an editor for the more technical side, then at least one beta reader to get an idea of how readers will view their plot, characters, style, etc. It might be the perfect way for you to contribute.

I wasn't going to chime in because I couldn't see a defined role with what he was describing. That sounds perfect.

I wasn't aware people did that.

When I work at it, my grammar is passable. Not editor level. I always figured why offer to clean up some grammar while leaving some residual detritus.

Offering "notes" on a work in progress might be fun.

 

[Lit_Zombie]

I know right?

I wasn't going to chime in because I couldn't see a defined role with what he was describing. That sounds perfect.

I wasn't aware people did that.

When I work at it, my grammar is passable. Not editor level. I always figured why offer to clean up some grammar while leaving some residual detritus.

Offering "notes" on a work in progress might be fun.

there are also holes that open up in stories that are so big they almost hurt. thats what i want to help with

 

[Super-Surprise]

there are also holes that open up in stories that are so big they almost hurt. thats what i want to help with

Alright then, if you are truly serious, then please "help with" with this story.

http://www.literotica.com/s/attorney-cum-laude

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Life

What are you really looking for?

I have read so many books and stories on this site and others that i can read just a little and tell your where it's going. I hate that. I was 17 when I had to stop reading King (who I still love) because I knew what would happen. (just turned 33) Every now and then I find something to read (here usually) that keeps me riveted. I want that for everyone.

 

[Aquagal]

there are also holes that open up in stories that are so big they almost hurt. thats what i want to help with

Fill those holes with your penis?

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Okay

Alright then, if you are truly serious, then please "help with" with this story.

http://www.literotica.com/s/attorney-cum-laude

I'll read it and send it back to you with notes.

tanx for the opportunity GoFuckYourself ;-)

 

[Lit_Zombie]

Omg

I'm half a page down and already hate you. Is that bad slang? College kids are stupid but really?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drawers

I'll keep going but its things like that that get to me. I'll get back to you this weekend. Why does it say your profile is banned?

 

[Sinny]

Fuck the stories.

I wanna help with Sinny's big titties.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Emma-Stone-Yes-Nod-In-Crazy-Stupid-Love-Gif.gif

Fire up your pizza oven, make mine with spicy sausage.