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I want to hear your complaints! All of them!

The neighbor's cat is teasing the Chihuahua-yeti again and the old man who lives kitty-corner across the street is going to shake his cane at our house and yell at us in Romanian to shut the damned dog up and I'll eventually get pissed off enough at him to catch the cat (it loves tuna) and toss it into his yard (tuna runs through it like water).

Shuttin' the fuck up now.
 
I have a complaint! Someone got up in the middle of the night and drank my cherry coke!
 
I FUCKING HATE building in New Jersey and Philidalphia is the worst, unfriendly city I have ever been to!!!

shutting the fuck up.........
 
My back hurts. i'm too lazy to go to the Post Office to pick up a letter sent to me. Do it for me, please?
 
KillerMuffin said:
The neighbor's cat is teasing the Chihuahua-yeti again and the old man who lives kitty-corner across the street is going to shake his cane at our house and yell at us in Romanian to shut the damned dog up and I'll eventually get pissed off enough at him to catch the cat (it loves tuna) and toss it into his yard (tuna runs through it like water).

Shuttin' the fuck up now.
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Good... it saves me from telling you to SHUT THE FUCK UP! God knows I say SHUT THE FUCK UP enough, it gets quite exhasting after a while. I really should get paid for saying SHUT THE FUCK UP, seeing as I'm such an expert at getting those around me to do just that.

Oh, by the way, Muffie, your SHUT THE FUCK UP is showing; you may need to see a doctor about that.
 
huskie said:
I FUCKING HATE building in New Jersey and Philidalphia is the worst, unfriendly city I have ever been to!!!

shutting the fuck up.........
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Good. While you are at it, do me a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
 
I'll get to the doctor about it as soon as you get all the jack off pics of my SHUT THE FUCK UP that you asked for, sweetie. Who loves ya babe? Give momma some sugar. :)
 
lilminx said:
My back hurts. i'm too lazy to go to the Post Office to pick up a letter sent to me. Do it for me, please?
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Your back hurts? Maybe you just need vibrational theorpy. You stand in front of this hug ass speaker, and I'll yell into this microphone.

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

There. Feel better now?
 
KillerMuffin said:
I'll get to the doctor about it as soon as you get all the jack off pics of my SHUT THE FUCK UP that you asked for, sweetie. Who loves ya babe? Give momma some sugar. :)
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Ah, Shut the fuck up, you sexy thang. :rose:
 
ScarlettRose said:
thanks, now if you could just tell me to go back to work....
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Nope. That isn't my job! See this contract right here? It says I am obligated to say SHUT THE FUCK UP and only SHUT THE FUCK UP. The GO BACK TO WORK YOU FUCKING LAZY PEICE OF SHIT is a different union, and I wouldn't want to take work away from another union worker.
 
 
You, most of all... should SHUT THAT FUCKING HOLE THAT IS YOUR MOUTH!!!

You can't say I never did something good for the world. :)
 
I'm oddly aroused by all of this shutting the fuck up business.
 
raindancer said:
I'm oddly aroused by all of this shutting the fuck up business.
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Then perhaps you should shut the fuck up and open your legs? Just a suggestion, though. :p
 
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