I want to hang out with Ozzy Osbourne

[Problem Child]

After watching five or six episodes of The Osbournes, I've decided old Ozzy is pretty fucking cool. I was never really into his music, but I think he's funny as hell. I'd like to spend about a week with him and Sharon. Take him to Taco Bell and let him order at the drive through...that should take about 20 minutes.

Then, I dunno, get baked with him and watch an old movie, then maybe the next morning taking him to the gun range and let him shoot a little. Maybe go skydiving. Basically just hang out and listen to all his stories from the road and how he destroyed his body living the rock and roll lifestyle.

I'd kick Jack in the nuts and run Kelly's head through a wall though.

 

[Azwed]

Never seen the show, since I don't have cable, but I have several of his albums and always liked his music.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I love that show!

It makes my family feel so functional.

 

[Problem Child]

I'd wait until Ozzy went to sleep and then poison all his dogs and blame it on Jack. Then I'd give him a soft bunny rabbit to rub on his nutsack.

What's the best Ozzy album? The only Ozzy song I can name off the top of my head is Crazy Train.

 

[Sillyman]

Ozzy is the best. No one sounds like him. He has a great singing voice. Too bad his speaking voice is so fucked up. I can't believe it took them this long to figure out he had Parkinson's.

 

[Laurel]

He was really cool on The Muppet Show too.

Or was that Alice Cooper? I forget. Who did "Welcome To My Nightmare"?

 

[april-wine]

He was really cool on The Muppet Show too.

Or was that Alice Cooper? I forget. Who did "Welcome To My Nightmare"?

Alice Cooper........The Osbournes is hilarious.......

 

[Private Vasquez]

that *bleep*in' show is *bleep*in' funny as *bleep*

It would be annoying to hang out with a guy who *bleep*ed all the time, though.

 

[Problem Child]

Sillyman, does he really have Parkinson's? Seriously, I didn't know that.

Laurel, that was Alice.

 

[Azwed]

Not sure which his best song is.

There are two songs that are fairly new that are playing on the radio now. Both of those are good.

I am trying to remember what albums I have.

I know I have the Ozzman cometh which is a newer one but not the newist.

Then I have Blizzard of Ozz which is pretty good. Crazy train is on that album and Mr. Crowley both good famous songs. Goodbye to romance is pretty good too.

I don't think I have any of his old stuff on CD but I have some on MP3.

 

[Azwed]

I didn't know he had parkinsons either but it would not surprise me. He is the right age and his body has been through shit.

 

[Sillyman]

As far as I have heard, yes he does.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'd like to know too, Sillyman.

What is with all of those untrained dogs? I could not live with that. I'm totally behind Ozzy to get rid of all the animals.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm actually fucking with Google seeing if there is anything about this. I got it from my sister so it might just be rumor.

 

[Lost Cause]

Since the album, "Paranoid" was the first one I ever bought, I've been an Ozzy fan since. If you can, try to go to Ozzfest'02, you'll never regret it! His new CD, "Down to Earth" is really great, with songs like, "Gets Me Through", "Dreamer", and "Junkie."
You can go to Artists Direct.com and listen to some of his tunes. The reason he's has speech problems, is all the drugs he has to take for mood swings, palsy, and other maladies from life on the road. I read that they are coming out with a book on their life also.
"Crazy Babies!"

 

[Azwed]

Get me through is damn good.

So is dreamer but it is also a little strange.

 

[Sillyman]

Okay, I can't find anything. I suck at this.

 

[DevilBoy79]

i want to be one of his kids!