i want to go on a buggy ride

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through the middle of the city, with lights all over the place, snow drifted in the alleys, and more snow falling. Who wants to come along?
 
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ABSTRUSE said:
Can you work a horse?
Sure, no problem. Riden bareback lots of times. With a condom too of course.

Oh horse, thought you said house. Yes I can work a horse!
 
Rise up, my brothers in oppression, and fight the will of the MAN!

(Unless he *really* knows how to work a horse ...)
 
BlackShanglan said:
Rise up, my brothers in oppression, and fight the will of the MAN!

(Unless he *really* knows how to work a horse ...)

I'll pull it, you ninny. I need the cash anyway. My plan to smuggle rich white people across the border to Mexico to steal low-end jobs didn't pan out like I'd hoped.
 
BlackShanglan said:
Rise up, my brothers in oppression, and fight the will of the MAN!

(Unless he *really* knows how to work a horse ...)

I'm a MEAN behind-the-ear-scratcher, according to my cat... ;)
 
Evil Alpaca said:
I'll pull it, you ninny. I need the cash anyway. My plan to smuggle rich white people across the border to Mexico to steal low-end jobs didn't pan out like I'd hoped.

I don't care who you are, that's funny :D
 
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Evil Alpaca said:
I'll pull it, you ninny. I need the cash anyway. My plan to smuggle rich white people across the border to Mexico to steal low-end jobs didn't pan out like I'd hoped.
Seemed like a "can't miss" scheme to me.

If Ent's laying the reins to Shang and Al, and Zeb's called shotgun, then I've got dibs on the back seat with Abs. She promised to thumb wrestle me. Oh, the eroticism.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Evil Alpaca said:
I'll pull it, you ninny. I need the cash anyway. My plan to smuggle rich white people across the border to Mexico to steal low-end jobs didn't pan out like I'd hoped.

The real money is in smuggling them back in again after a night on the streets in Tijuana.
 
BlackShanglan said:
The real money is in smuggling them back in again after a night on the streets in Tijuana.


It ain't that hard ya know...

they ask your citizenship and you say, " Pacific Beach, Bra! Comin' to the party?"
 
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