I want to fuck a white man.

If you come and fuck me i will pop in a viagra but you will have to do most of the work. Due to how bad my spine is i am not flexable anymore but i will bend you over the kitchen table. :D
 
DallasWantsPink said:
Hey Mami! :kiss:

And I'm with lezilla on this one. I think you need a freaky white woman with some realistic toys. :D

You always have that type of influence on me :p I consider the different things. :kiss:
 
K, I'm crashin'. And maybe dream of a fine black woman workin' her ass so good when she dismounts my dick pops like a champagne cork.
 
MechaBlade said:
And interestingly enough, Black people are supposed to be known for their sexuality.

I blame Christianity.

Which is weird, because it's a pretty unfounded stereotype, I mean yeah you have the prostitutes and pimps and 'loose women' or men, but for the most part, black folks as a whole are, sexually, a pretty chaste people. Not that we don't fuck, but we don't fuck with kinky shit.

GeorgeWBush said:
If you come and fuck me i will pop in a viagra but you will have to do most of the work. Due to how bad my spine is i am not flexable anymore but i will bend you over the kitchen table.

Hey, nothin is wrong with bending over stuff... That's one of my favorite things about white dudes... they will just bend you over anything and go to town on the pussy... ahhhhh... good times.
 
-geisha.grrrl- said:


I've only met one other one, and he was my boyfriend. Every other brotha that I chilled with [friends and shit, son] was Not About™ eatin pussy.
:confused: What a waste. There's nothing like getting a facial massage from the luscious swollen nether lips of woman's a warm mound when she's starting out nice and slow. You can do things like stick your tongue out and probe into her pink folds and swirl around in her as you search for her wetness and savor the taste and growing wetness of her.

When she gets really excited it starts feeling like a slick oil massage, and if you lay back for a moment and let her ride, you'll notice your face getting lubricated, until you start to hear that sexy, nasty slurping noise. Your tongue ventures back out to get a taste of that slurpy stuff she's depositing on your face and that's all she wrote. Before long her hips are driving her pussy back and forth so hard on your face that the bed is shaking and the head board is banging against the wall.

The funny part is if you live in an apartment area, people think you're fucking her brains out but you know it's her pussy practically fucking your face off. Your heart flutters as you know she's letting go and not feeling embarrassed anymore about making a frothy mess all over you; in fact, she's out of control and hell bent on her own release. This is why she never uses her fingers anymore; why bother when she can sit on your eager tongue and fuck your nose with her clit at the same time?

Just as you're about to flick her clit with your tongue and make her cream all over you, though, the head board lamp finally falls over and you have to stop to put it somewhere safe.

The bad news is now you gotta start all over. The good news is... now, you gotta start over. :p

The best part is going to work with that freshly fucked smell.
 
DevilishTexan said:
K, I'm crashin'. And maybe dream of a fine black woman workin' her ass so good when she dismounts my dick pops like a champagne cork.

So ghetto, but everytime you talk like that, I remember this porno I saw once, with a black gal one otp of a white guy sitting on the bed. He was holding the video camera, and the view was just of her ass, jiggling while she was riding him, it's was rhythmic... and mesmerizing. I wish I could do stuff like that LOL.
 
-geisha.grrrl- said:


Most black folks i know are not into the kinkier side of sex and life, but I know quite a few who are, I think black folks in general are waking up to their sexuality. Now if only we could get all of us to use rubbers.

Back to white men! Yes!
Well, one thing about white women is... they swallow. :D :p
 
LovingTongue said:
:confused: What a waste. There's nothing like getting a facial massage from the luscious swollen nether lips of woman's a warm mound when she's starting out nice and slow. You can do things like stick your tongue out and probe into her pink folds and swirl around in her as you search for her wetness and savor the taste and growing wetness of her.

When she gets really excited it starts feeling like a slick oil massage, and if you lay back for a moment and let her ride, you'll notice your face getting lubricated, until you start to hear that sexy, nasty slurping noise. Your tongue ventures back out to get a taste of that slurpy stuff she's depositing on your face and that's all she wrote. Before long her hips are driving her pussy back and forth so hard on your face that the bed is shaking and the head board is banging against the wall.

The funny part is if you live in an apartment area, people think you're fucking her brains out but you know it's her pussy practically fucking your face off. Your heart flutters as you know she's letting go and not feeling embarrassed anymore about making a frothy mess all over you; in fact, she's out of control and hell bent on her own release. This is why she never uses her fingers anymore; why bother when she can sit on your eager tongue and fuck your nose with her clit at the same time?

Just as you're about to flick her clit with your tongue and make her cream all over you, though, the head board lamp finally falls over and you have to stop to put it somewhere safe.

The bad news is now you gotta start all over. The good news is... now, you gotta start over. :p

The best part is going to work with that freshly fucked smell.

You just made me homesick...

Ever love somebody like that? Like they were home?

But definitely a fabulous description of the other side of what we ladies enjoy so much.
 
LovingTongue said:
Well, one thing about white women is... they swallow. :D :p

I must admit, I have never swallowed LOL Some has gone down my throat, in different positions, but I've never swallowed. When you're laid back on a bed with your head hanging off the end and a cock filling up your mouth and going into your throat, you can't really control what you do and don't swallow.
 
LovingTongue said:
Well, one thing about white women is... they swallow. :D :p
If only they all did.

I saw a White woman on one of those Real Sex street interviews saying girls shouldn't have to give blowjobs after high school. I wanted to reach through the TV and kick her in the cunt.
 
-geisha.grrrl- said:


Which is weird, because it's a pretty unfounded stereotype, I mean yeah you have the prostitutes and pimps and 'loose women' or men, but for the most part, black folks as a whole are, sexually, a pretty chaste people. Not that we don't fuck, but we don't fuck with kinky shit.



Hey, nothin is wrong with bending over stuff... That's one of my favorite things about white dudes... they will just bend you over anything and go to town on the pussy... ahhhhh... good times.

I also eat pussy at the kitchen table my favorite spot. But i like to use my fingers and touch all over the body and just have fun making you go nuts from my hands running over your body and pushing my fingers into your pussy and a finger or two up your ass. ;)
 
-geisha.grrrl- said:


You just made me homesick...

Ever love somebody like that? Like they were home?

But definitely a fabulous description of the other side of what we ladies enjoy so much.
:)

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. :D
 
I want to tie you to the bed and then use my violet wand on you, i want to touch your pussy and clit with it. What it does is it gives out mild to not so mild shocks.

It all depends on how much electricity you use. :D
 
DallasWantsPink said:
because I know I had to do some serious sweet talkin' to get it done by any brother I dated (but that was in high school and a lot of those boys don't/won't do it).

I'm a brotha who loves eating pussy.
 
MechaBlade said:
Evidently there's some stereotype out there that Black people aren't that kinky.

I haven't fucked enough black girls to test this.



They are kinky on the low.

And not as in to BDSM.

But they will do the 3some thing and an orgy.

Oral and anal is same as with white chicks.

Public sex a little less.

You better not ask a black woman to drink your piss though...

*rubs jaw*

Black women have good jabs...
 
If this stuff is true then it's pretty damned depressing... are you seriously trying to say that a lot of those lovely, jiggly faceplantable sistas asses are wandering about out ther all unloved and unmunched... what a tragic waste of slobbermongous bootay.
 
Swallowers Unite

LovingTongue said:
Well, one thing about white women is... they swallow. :D :p

I swallow, LT- one of life's sweetest lo cal treats in my opinion.

A white guy will eat your pussy like it's his first good meal of the day.

I can't discount the brothers, because I've only dated one that did not give oral.
This guy had a HUUUGGGE dick, and I think that made him arrogant about what he did and didn't have to do to please a woman. Personally, I would have rather had some tongue than feel him try to knock a groove in my cervix, but I guess his other women were into that.

White dicks are pretty :)
 
-geisha.grrrl- said:
They do kinky things to you in the sack.

ass fuckin, toe suckin, pussy eatin, letcha play with they asshole, fuckin in the bathtub, name-callin, choke ya while ya givin head, shoot cum on ya face, and kissin ya after you eat the dick type of white dude.

Yes. I wanna fuck one. Pasty Bastids.
But do they want to fuck you?? Seriously, aren't we beyond this black/white thing? People are people, ya know?
 
*just wondering how I missed this thread...I mean shit I found MM's wanting to fuck a black woman thread...*
 
-geisha.grrrl- said:
They do kinky things to you in the sack.

ass fuckin, toe suckin, pussy eatin, letcha play with they asshole, fuckin in the bathtub, name-callin, choke ya while ya givin head, shoot cum on ya face, and kissin ya after you eat the dick type of white dude.

Yes. I wanna fuck one. Pasty Bastids.

I definitely get the feeling that the white man is far more perverse than his black brother. I base that on hearsay and the word on the street only. We Jews are the most perverse of the white men.
 
FallenAngel2 said:
But do they want to fuck you?? Seriously, aren't we beyond this black/white thing? People are people, ya know?

Uhm... it was a parody thread, son... chill.
 
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