I want to find my muse

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . I have eleven muses and a substitutes bench so I am rarely short of one. . .

I've only met Thalia, Melpomene, Cleo, Euterpe, Terpsichore, Erato, Calliope, Urania, and Polyhymnia playing sandlot baseball.

Who are the other two bints?

 

[minsue]

That's a good one, min! Wanna run the challenge? I'll be your female lackey, eh? I could fan you with palm fronds or something.

As tempting as that sounds, twould seem a bit unsportsmanlike for me to run a challenge when I don't particpate and have no plans to do so.

Oh, this is a good idea, too! So many places you could go with theme both literally and metaphorically…

Thank you! Just to warn you guys, I may blatantly steal one these ideas. *evil laughter*

I'm pretty sure neither of us would've put them up for you if we minded you using them. Earl, smack me upside the head if I'm wrong.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . Earl, smack me upside the head if I'm wrong.

Here is boxer Peter O'Kane winning a split decision from Richie Goosehead of Winnipeg, with a smack upside the head.


http://www.canadianproboxingscene.com/okane_goosehead_good150x.jpg




Only the names have not been changed to protect the punchline.​

 

[sexy_dancer]

Muse...

Why not write something you are curious about, like something you've never done? Pretend your the character and experiece your deep desires while writing??? Sounds corny but I have to do that all the time.

 

[oggbashan]

I've only met Thalia, Melpomene, Cleo, Euterpe, Terpsichore, Erato, Calliope, Urania, and Polyhymnia playing sandlot baseball.

Who are the other two bints?

My muses are a ladies football (soccer) team, The Silver Vixens, of eleven plus substitutes, then there is the B team, the first team's local opponents, The Hogstock Sows, and all their female friends and relations...

They produce more story ideas than I can possibly write. They are distracted at the moment because the cup final between the Silver Vixens and the Hogstock Sows is due next weekend. After that they'll all be getting at me.

Og

 

[Lovepotion69]

I've still got to finish a Halloween story I began last Halloween. LOL
Think I have another couple of stories to finish too.

I've been itching to write something for the Romance category lately. Been reading far too many Marian Keyes novels. Really starting to dig her style. Light-hearted fun stuff. And it sounds so charmingly British to me. LOL

Also been having this stereotypical idea for the Mature category about a teacher and pupil (ehm, and yeah, where did I get THAT one from...*cough cough*)

Ok, I need to go watch "Frasier" now before jumping into bed. My flight to Minneapolis leaves tomorrow. Yaaaaay.

/LP

 

[Samandiriel]

I haven't written anything since the Valentine's Day contest. I've been looking at the artist's thread and wanted to draw something.

I can't seem to manage anything within writing or drawing right now. Where did my muse go?

Got a few stories that I haven't finished, but now I've started to want to write a Romance story. Just need a muse to help me out. grrrr.

Pssssssssst.
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