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Subject: Unfortunately, a New threat terrorist..please be careful and read this!!!!!
Now, THIS is for real!
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA
intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for
that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be
bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate
that organized groups of alligators are planning to
rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and
bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this
information from a reliable source. It came from a
friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl
whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this
lady whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who
knows a a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a
mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer
sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in
the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys
talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to
the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it
must be true.
Subject: Unfortunately, a New threat terrorist..please be careful and read this!!!!!
Now, THIS is for real!
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA
intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for
that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be
bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate
that organized groups of alligators are planning to
rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and
bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this
information from a reliable source. It came from a
friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl
whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this
lady whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who
knows a a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a
mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer
sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in
the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys
talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to
the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it
must be true.
