I want to be a man!

[fond of facials]

Stinkin' estrogen!

 

[perks]

girls kiss better

 

[Riles]

Stinkin' estrogen!

Ummmmm....


$*%*! There are just TOO many avenues, I can't pick just ONE!

 

[calypso_21]

I read that as I want a man...and I would have to agree...thank gawd he knows it!

 

[Guest]

You want to pee standing up, don't you.

 

[Linedrive]

girls kiss better

This statement would indicate you must have kissed both parties to know this...maybe she isn't just into chica's?

 

[fond of facials]

You want to pee standing up, don't you.

Well that would be handy on camping trips.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Stinkin' estrogen!

you just want to be able to give yourself your own facial...

 

[Flitter]

hmmm...maybe for one day.

I think it would be way cool to be able to fart in bed then pretend that I'm trying to cover my partner up so I can fan the blankets.

 

[Killswitch]

PM Nora FOF, she is doing research on how to become one.

Maybe you can join her scientific study. I hear they pay for lodging, and gas mileage.

 

[fond of facials]

hmmm...maybe for one day.

Four days actually.

 

[perks]

This statement would indicate you must have kissed both parties to know this...maybe she isn't just into chica's?

*laughing* gunner, you're really crackin' me up.

 

[Flitter]

Four days actually.

Oh, I hear ya.

 

[fond of facials]

Oh, I hear ya.

 

[patford31769]

Not me. Men have to do all the work and face all the rejection to get a woman. A woman can get a guy into bed any time she wants, cuz men just like want it ALL the time, y'know?

Now romance is another story. Are there ANY guys out there who'll actually COMMIT?

OK, maybe these are stereotypes? But mostly true in my experience.

Aloha from Patty

 

[Debbie]

PM Nora FOF, she is doing research on how to become one.

Maybe you can join her scientific study. I hear they pay for lodging, and gas mileage.

<snicker>
You are just jealous her balls are bigger than yours.

Women can pee standing up.
http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

 

[JustAnotrGuy]

Stinkin' estrogen!

You sure as heck don't want to be a man around a woman with lots of estrogen! *scratch scratch* Ahhhhhhh

 

[christophe]

all this man stuff isnt all its cracked up to be....the hot flashes mood swings...cramps and those heavy flow days....its horrible

 

[Zmey]

and I wont to be a girl. Wonna switch

 

[nimbus9]

I'd trade. I want to be a woman in my next life. I'll be the biggest Ho, travel the world and have more money when I get home than when I started

 

[bknight2602]

Stinkin' estrogen!

*screaming NO*

Stay the way you are, testosterone is no substitute.

 

[Zmey]

I'd trade. I want to be a woman in my next life. I'll be the biggest Ho, travel the world and have more money when I get home than when I started

Yeah yeah the next life dream... I wonna have a pussy NOW!

 

[ozraven]

Why not, you have the woman thing done absolutely perfect!

 

[Zmey]

Why not, you have the woman thing done absolutely perfect!

yeah right heh

 

[Comshaw]

posted by fond of facials:

I want to be a man!

Your sure about that?

God came to Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden and said," I've given you about every thing I can think to make. All I have left is these two things in this bag."

God looked into the bag he held and said,"I can give either one of you the ability to pee standing up."

Adam leapt to his feet waving his arms yelling,"ME! ME! I WANT IT!"

God pulled the item from his bag ,waved it and it was absorbed into Adam.

God looked at Eve sitting sedately on the grass and said,"I'm sorry dear, all I have left for you is the ability to have multiple orgasms."

Comshaw