I wan't this for Christmas...

[Shagly]

Will Uncle Obama buy me one?

 

[badbabysitter]

you should be asking for 4th grade english classes... they seem to be needed

 

[Shagly]

you should be asking for 4th grade english classes... they seem to be needed

Be nice or I will take down you're foundation.

 

[Liar]

Will Uncle Obama buy me one?

Only if you promise to find Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[badbabysitter]

Be nice or I will take down you're foundation.

I'm a foundation?


is english your third language?

 

[Shagly]

I'm a foundation?


is english your third language?

Nope, it's Pig Latin.

 

[knot_sweet]

Dear weirdo fat guy with no dress sense who likes to invade random people's homes in the middle of the night on the pretence of leaving presents for small children;

I would like a triumph street triple, carbon black skin, black chrome fittings, and a klim badlands jacket.

I haven't been good this year, but I'm sure you won't mind if I'm naughty...

The good booze is on the second shelf, behind the mixers, and I baked some special cookies.

Tell the reindeer not to shit on my roof this year, 'mkay.

Cheers