I want something free from Uncle Sam

[ChinaBandit]

after all, I deserve it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[GiggLeGasm]

you have free speech.. clearly

 

[TallMan69]

If you go sign up with a local recruiter you might get a free trip to the Middle East.

 

[MatthewVett]

Wow. This was really well thought-out and witty. Thank you for sharing your cleverness with us.

 

[phrodeau]

after all, I deserve it.

Walk to the library.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Walk to the library.

Or he could drive there on his socialist roads.

 

[phrodeau]

Or he could drive there on his socialist roads.

That's not free. He'd need a license and insurance.

 

[Sean Renaud]

He could set his house on fire and take advantage of free fire protection.