I want PMS

Todd

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Nobody ever PMs me.

Please PM me just to say hi, to flame to quote to encourage to tear to shreds.

Please just give me PMS, please I beg you
 
Oh and here I was sitting thinking you wanted PMS... I mean PMS can be a great tool, we can use it all the time like the female of the species does.
 
Never in my life have I seen the words "want" and "PMS" in the same sentence.

Rock on, Todd.
 
Todd said:
Please just give me PMS, please I beg you

Well, I understand you can take certain kinds of hormone pills to achieve that effect, if you really want it so bad. I'd give you mine, if I could. But I gotta warn you, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Mine is usually accompanied by headaches and back pain. (And you guys wonder why we get bitchy!)
 
Todd and LMM

You are out of your fucking minds if you think you'd ever really want PMS. But if that isn't enough to convince you, hey, I'm in just the right frame of mind to help you out.

I'm sure with just the right drugs we can give you nausea, dizziness, cramps that feel like your insides are being torn out. The bloated, sensitive feeling might be hard to reproduce, but I'm sure there's a doctor out there with just the thing to help.


That's just the physical misery, mind you, the mood swings we'll really have to work on.
 
OH! You're talking to the right girl if you want PMS here and now. You want it here or you want to take it private - this could get ugly.


(There, there, there, just kiddin'. You have a real live PM from me right now. And, Todd? Don't ever again underestimate the importance of a well-placed apostrophe, okay?)
 
at the right time of the month i could give you some really nasty pm's :) infact i got some pm's today (my first bunch) and they turned out to be rather sweet in the end :)
 
Re: Re: I want PMS

Mustang Sally said:


Well, I understand you can take certain kinds of hormone pills to achieve that effect, if you really want it so bad. I'd give you mine, if I could. But I gotta warn you, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Mine is usually accompanied by headaches and back pain. (And you guys wonder why we get bitchy!)

Sally... I think I must get your PMS every day.. you must have it only the days I dont.... would you like to swap?

Ride on... sally.
 
I have it now...I'll be more than happy to hand it over..if thats what you REALLY want.
 
If

you get PMS Todd and don't like it, I know a good shrink that will soak your wallet of 1000's and you'll still feel like shit.
 
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