I want candy

[Spinaroonie]

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

Gonna get ya asses kicked
Nasty
Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family
Just 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

Use a giant dril
Bore straight into hell
Releasin ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth
And get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
I said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
Six, one-two wharf avanue

 

[Rambling Rose]

Candi - Ween

Candi - custard and berry
Candi - peaches and creme
Candi - glazing and cherry
Candi - spicy and sticky
Candi - chocolate with cheese

Candi - custard and berry
Candi - peaches and creme
Candi - glazing and cherry
Candi, Candi
Candi - custard and berry
Candi - peaches and creme

Candi - glazing and cherry
Candi - chocolate with cheese

Candi, Candi
Candi, Candi

 

[kotori]

Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker,
They drink a lot of liquor
Down in Costa Rica.
















(I think that was a Leon Redbone song, but the first part was originally by Ogden Nash.)

 

[michaelmt1]

Bow Wow Wow

B o w W o w W o w
I know a guy who's tough but sweet
He's so fine, he can't be beat
He's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy, I want candy

Go to see him when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer boy in town
You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water

I want candy, I want candy

Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine,
Then I'll have candy all the time

I want candy, I want candy
I want candy, I want candy...




Mike

 

[Spinaroonie]

All of your songs pale in comparison to MC Pee Pants.