I want action!

JazzManJim

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Okay, I may be a really nice guy, with some indescribeable quality, and the sweetest av you've ever seen, but if you don't hit your knees and give me a blowjob that makes me see into the future I'm going to scream!

So make with the licky-licky. ;)


(Wow, that felt really good to type out!!)
 
Ok, Jim. You asked for it. What? Well, specify he gender type. GEEZ!!:p
 
freakygurl32 said:
it'll cost ya $10:D ;)

I'll give you $8 and I want a testicle-tickle, too. ;)

nasty...you're a very strange man. I dig you, of course, but yuo're strange. :D
 
JazzManJim said:
Okay, I may be a really nice guy, with some indescribeable quality, and the sweetest av you've ever seen, but if you don't hit your knees and give me a blowjob that makes me see into the future I'm going to scream!

So make with the licky-licky. ;)


(Wow, that felt really good to type out!!)

Thanks for reading my mind.
 
:D

Action! Not Words - Def Leppard

I'm sick and tired of the damn TV
I'm gonna make my own movie
I wanna star in a late night show
And all I need is my video

Shock me, make it electric
Shock me, make it last

Curtain up let the camera roll
It's automatic it's in control
Got no script baby, ain't no lines
Just me and you and a real good time

Oh shock me, make it electric
Shock me, make it last
Shock me, gimme thunder 'n' lightning
Shock me, ooh babe I need it fast

Cause all I need is some
Action, action, action, not words
Gimme action, action, action not words

C'mon and shock me
Let the cameras roll

I'll be the hero, you be the star
With your wine and your caviar
No audition, a starring roll
I'll be your Bogart and you be Monroe yeah

Shock me, make it electric
Shock me, oh bump and grind
Shock me, make a night to remember
Shock me, do it one more time

So cut me in on the action
Lights, camera, sound, I need action

Action, action, gimme action not words
Let the camera roll
Action, action, action not words
I need a little
Action, action, action not words
Shake a little piece of your
Action, action, action not words
Come on, talk to me with your body
 
mistressastra said:
freakygurl, you're cheap. And a bargain at that. ;)


That's a compliment.. right? ;)




JazzManJim said:


I'll give you $8 and I want a testicle-tickle, too. ;)

nasty...you're a very strange man. I dig you, of course, but yuo're strange. :D

for $8 you want a testicle tickle too? Damn.. you think I'm dumb, don't you?

the testicle tickle is free with a blow job.. but the blow job is $10.. I even give out punch cards.. after 10 paid in full blow jobs you get one free :)
 
Freaky, I meant it as a compliment, but on second thought, Jim is the cheap one. Won't even spring for 10 bucks. *gets out her wallet* Geez Jim, here is another 2$. Go splurge!
 
mistressastra said:
Freaky, I meant it as a compliment, but on second thought, Jim is the cheap one. Won't even spring for 10 bucks. *gets out her wallet* Geez Jim, here is another 2$. Go splurge!

Hey, if she wants ten dollars, I'll give it to her for nothing. ;) I think the fringe benefits involved but not mentioned in my request would be quite worth any effort. ;)
 
freaky, if you give him the bj, can I have the job of testicle tickler?
 
lobito said:
freaky, if you give him the bj, can I have the job of testicle tickler?


maybe next time.. let me tickle his testicles alone this time.

He might like how you do it more and never ask me to do it again ;)
 
freakygurl32 said:
I'm such a slut

No more than I, trust me. ;)

lo...this time, at least, you're going to have to work as clitlicker. I'm not sure I could handle my first bisexual experience and my first threesome all at once. ;)
 
jim...i think you are very cute..and i would be happy to give you a bj



(just saying it doesn't make me obligated does it? ;) )
 
ameliaishornee said:
(just saying it doesn't make me obligated does it? ;) )

NO, it doesn't, except perhaps in my own mind. ;)

But anytime you want to, I'm sure my schedule's open!
 
JazzManJim said:
So make with the licky-licky. ;)
(Wow, that felt really good to type out!!)

Not half as good as your gonna feel after baby...:devil:
 
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Bindii said:


Not half as good as your gonna feel after baby...:devil:

Knowing what I've read of you and having seen that smile of yours, I'd make sure to be ready for seconds and thirds and fourths. ;)
 
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JazzManJim said:


Knowing what I've read of you and having seen that smile of yours, I'd make sure to be ready for seconds and thirds and fourths. ;)

Jesus the idea is to feel good not die feeling good.....
 
JazzManJim said:
Okay, I may be a really nice guy, with some indescribeable quality, and the sweetest av you've ever seen, but if you don't hit your knees and give me a blowjob that makes me see into the future I'm going to scream!

So make with the licky-licky. ;)


(Wow, that felt really good to type out!!)

The last blowjob I got that made me see into the future came from a girl who took to long to tell me she was 14...in my future I saw police cars, defense lawyers, and minimum security prisons...
 
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Bindii said:


Jesus the idea is to feel good not die feeling good.....

Die? No chance of that. I've years of built-up sex to go through here! ;)
 
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JazzManJim said:


Die? No chance of that. I've years of built-up sex to go through here! ;)

Hows your heart? I mean I wouldn't want to be in the uncomfortable position of having to explain to the medics how you suddenly went pale, clutched your chest and.....
 
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Bindii said:


Hows your heart? I mean I wouldn't want to be in the uncomfortable position of having to explain to the medics how you suddenly went pale, clutched your chest and.....

Oh I'll be fine. I've learned all sorts of tricks on managing my heart rate and breathing. it's a musician thing, ya know. ;)
 
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