Instant_Star
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i'm a puppy.
arf...
arf...
That's not very convincing. I have no compulsion to cuddle the stuffin's out of you.
You should have wagged your tail, Bert.
it's bobbed.
Piddling was my second option, but it's usually not as endearing as one might think.
i didn't take you for a watersports fan.
i do not want a puppy.
i am still in mourning for my big, gay dog.
it's bobbed.
D'awww, does that mean your whole body wags?
there's a puppy sleeping at my feet.
arf.
My puppy is hyper as hell right now for no good reason. He's jumping around screaming while my brother's dog tries to hump him.
...they are doing it wrong. Elvis wants to establish dominance via rape but Sparky doesn't have a CLUE that that is going on and is trying to get him to pull the other end of this round rope toy thing... I keep yelling at Elvis and he'll stop for a second and then go right back to it. He's fixed. There's no reason for this behavior except to disturb me. And annoy Sparky. Though he's only mildly annoyed. I would be way more annoyed if I were like, "Hey, dude, ya wanna play tug-o-war?" and my buddy was like, "Nah, I think I'll just rape you." Sparks just kinda shrugs it off. Kinda growls a little bit. Not lettin it get him down.
My puppy is hyper as hell right now for no good reason. He's jumping around screaming while my brother's dog tries to hump him.
...they are doing it wrong. Elvis wants to establish dominance via rape but Sparky doesn't have a CLUE that that is going on and is trying to get him to pull the other end of this round rope toy thing... I keep yelling at Elvis and he'll stop for a second and then go right back to it. He's fixed. There's no reason for this behavior except to disturb me. And annoy Sparky. Though he's only mildly annoyed. I would be way more annoyed if I were like, "Hey, dude, ya wanna play tug-o-war?" and my buddy was like, "Nah, I think I'll just rape you." Sparks just kinda shrugs it off. Kinda growls a little bit. Not lettin it get him down.
Hey Insty, my puppy Gummy just went outside, took a crap, and then stepped in the crap. I had to wash her foot off!
I still want a puppy, I miss having someone whose always happy to see me when I come home.
You're dangling a worm, but I ain't biting.