i want a puppy

[Black666kitten]

be my dog <333

 

[Thoran]

now i'm curious what you mean by be my dog

 

[DVS]

I like doggie style (especially for anal sex), but something tells me that isn't what she's referring to.

 

[marieR19]

woof woof!! Ruff!


Heather

 

[landcruisergal]

I have one and he's heaps of fun.
If you lived closer I might even let you dogsit for a few hours.

 

[visionskate]

hmmm my cat is named black kitten andi listen to the stooges ...does that count ?

 

[FurryFury]

I hope you get one but just wait until you come home late and find he piddled on the floor.

*shakes head*

See that's why I prefer cats.

Fury

 

[brioche]

I hope you get one but just wait until you come home late and find he piddled on the floor.

*shakes head*

See that's why I prefer cats.

Fury

Um, I'm pretty sure the kind of puppy she wants piddles in the toilet, if you let him.

One thing I hated about the caretaker in the school I was at was that she was continually going on about how she HAD to leave by 9:45, or her doggy would be crossing his legs by the time she got home.

I didn't mind nodding in sympathy once, but come on, I'm leaving by 7, so it's not really an issue.

Of course, at 7 I was usually the last one left.

Most of us leave by 6:30. That's right, some teachers actually stay in the school till 6:30 on a regular basis. It's the only time we can get things done. And there's no line for the photocopier, so you can make booklets for all your kids without getting sirty lookjs shot at you.
But what were we talking about?

Puppies! That's it puppies.

I'm going to get a puppy. In a few years.

But not this kind of puppy.

 

[DVS]

Um, I'm pretty sure the kind of puppy she wants piddles in the toilet, if you let him....

That's it, exactly. The kind of puppy she's talking about would piddle in the toilet, IF she let him. But, if he'd been a bad, bad puppy and she chained him up in the corner of the kitchen to punish him, he might have piddled on the kitchen floor. I think she would be punishing that puppy when she got home, for doing that.

Mamma's little puppy gonna get a spanking? And, maybe his face shoved in his own piddle, too.

 

[Xelebes]

Bow-wow-wow
Yippie-yo yippie-yay

ET! Phone hoooome!

 

[FurryFury]

I'll admit I was being a bit tongue in cheek, when I wrote that, but hey, it could work the way DVS said! Yep!

Fury

 

[Cricket Song]

be my dog <333

I want one too!