I want a Prepper BF

[naughtycakes]

Watching Doomsday Preppers online, can't stop thinking about hot apocalyptic sex...

The pilot was pretty good, the guy with the ecosystem in his pool was ingenious, and most of the men they featured were very intelligent, in decent shape and not bad looking. So they're a little paranoid and cooky, but they're good planners.

 

[Fuckette]

I can be your prepper sister.

 

[naughtycakes]

All right, just don't fuck my prepper bf

 

[Saint Peter]

I have some frozen pizza in the freezer.

 

[naughtycakes]

I have some frozen pizza in the freezer.

Are you saving it for armageddon?

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you saving it for armageddon?

That was the plan.

I can put one in the micro if you are hungry.

 

[naughtycakes]

That was the plan.

I can put one in the micro if you are hungry.

I'm hungry for post-apocalyptic forcey fun time.

 

[KRCummings]

All the shows on the conservative radio station here sell "food insurance" which is basically a ton of MRE's. I assume it's because there's a black guy in the White House and that is one of the seven signs or something. That or all their listeners are paranoid morons and that can't be true.

 

[KRCummings]

We went to the surplus store not too long ago and the boy thought the MRE's were cool so we bought a few for fun. I told him that was what mommy ate when she did her time in the shit. He asked what the shit was. I told him it my year in a muddy, cold foxhole in the European Theater. He said "what?" I said I was kidding and that mommy ate in the mess with all the other pogues. He said "what?" I said shut up and eat your MRE.

 

[KRCummings]

Watching Doomsday Preppers online, can't stop thinking about hot apocalyptic sex...

The pilot was pretty good, the guy with the ecosystem in his pool was ingenious, and most of the men they featured were very intelligent, in decent shape and not bad looking. So they're a little paranoid and cooky, but they're good planners.

Little paranoid?

 

[Phelia]

We went to the surplus store not too long ago and the boy thought the MRE's were cool so we bought a few for fun. I told him that was what mommy ate when she did her time in the shit. He asked what the shit was. I told him it my year in a muddy, cold foxhole in the European Theater. He said "what?" I said I was kidding and that mommy ate in the mess with all the other pogues. He said "what?" I said shut up and eat your MRE.

This is the best thing I have ever read.

 

[Byron In Exile]

This is the best thing I have ever read.

I hope not.

 

[Phelia]

I hope not.

Well, I do exaggerate 110% of the time. Still, I enjoyed it more than I did Hemingway, though I have very nearly convinced myself to give him a fourth chance.

 

[naughtycakes]

All the shows on the conservative radio station here sell "food insurance" which is basically a ton of MRE's. I assume it's because there's a black guy in the White House and that is one of the seven signs or something. That or all their listeners are paranoid morons and that can't be true.

Yeah, same thing for that Alex Jones nutjob.

Little paranoid?

Mmmhmm.

Actually the first family featured in the pilot was a couple with two young children. They didn't come off as paranoid at all and tried to make it fun for their kids while they drilled them to put on their hazmat suits and gas masks.

 

[naughtycakes]

Ha! I was just checking out some prepper stuff on a FB page not directly linked to the tv show and found this poll. It mentions Obama, but it also mentions Romney and Jupiter's cock:

What do you see as the next possible "big one" event?

Economic Crisis - 109 votes

Zombies - 25

Pandemic - 13

Obama winning - 10

Nuclear War - 9

Romney Winning - 4

Earthquakes - 3

Solar Flare - 3

Rapture: The Coming of Jesus Christ - 3

Mother Nature Herself! - 2

War - 2

Junayd's Salahs Shit - 2

Zombie Apocalypse - 2

Overpopulation - 2

Other - 2

by Jupiters cock - 1

George Searle fathering twins - 1

Item from Space - 0

I hope we go by Jupiter's cock.

 

[KRCummings]

I want to believe that those who voted for zombies were kidding but I'm thinking many of them are deadly serious.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Overpopulation is the most likely

 

[naughtycakes]

I want to believe that those who voted for zombies were kidding but I'm thinking many of them are deadly serious.

Also, what's the difference between zombies and a zombie apocalypse? That seems like it should be just one category.

 

[KRCummings]

Also, what's the difference between zombies and a zombie apocalypse? That seems like it should be just one category.

It should be. Whomever made the poll wasn't thinking.

 

[KRCummings]

Overpopulation is the most likely

Not really. Not for anyone alive today anyway.

 

[TexasWife25]

Also, what's the difference between zombies and a zombie apocalypse? That seems like it should be just one category.

Zombies= fuckers rise and start attacking

Zombie Apolcalypse= a virus kills/Zombifies everyone and it's you and 10 strangers left to fight it out.

 

[naughtycakes]

Zombies= fuckers rise and start attacking

Zombie Apolcalypse= a virus kills/Zombifies everyone and it's you and 10 strangers left to fight it out.

Yeah, I can see that, but the former would basically turn into the latter.

 

[Silverlily]

You're in luck, there's actually a place to get one of those BFs.

http://survivalistsingles.com/

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Not really. Not for anyone alive today anyway.

I am only 43 and I bet I have you by a few years and I am guessing overpopulation is one of the biggest global destabilizing issue we are going to face.

I am a great guesser.

 

[KRCummings]

I am only 43 and I bet I have you by a few years and I am guessing overpopulation is one of the biggest global destabilizing issue we are going to face.

I am a great guesser.

You're a terrible guesser obviously.