I want a PC stuffed Muffin

[Angel]

Who wouldn't?

 

[KillerMuffin]

ME! I want a PC stuffed Angel.

 

[Angel]

I guess we'll have to take turns eating

 

[MinkSoul]

can i watch?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Maybe PC can help... Heh. Whose turn is it?

 

[Angel]

PC's turn, damn him.

Always have to wait for the man.

 

[mig]

At the risk of stepping out of line I'd like a Mig stuffed Muffin and Angel.

 

[Problem Child]

Wait your turn mig.

I want an Angel stuffed Muffin, stuffed with PC, drenched in warm lovejuice and then licked clean.

 

[Angel]

Well damn, I knew I pierced my tongue for a reason.

 

[Problem Child]

That is one sensation I would travel to NY for Angel...

*sigh*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Too bad the Muffster is in KS. *sighs*

 

[Angel]

I've always wanted to suck on ice til the barbell got ice cold and then.....

 

[KillerMuffin]

...then???? Fill me in here!

 

[Angel]

I don't know. I always wondered what kind of sensation someone would get with the contrast of a hot tongue and an icy barbell stroking up and down.....

 

[Problem Child]

Angel, sweetheart, go get some ice and put on your Genie costume. I need to stop in Kansas, and pick up Dorothy, and show her why

*~* there's no place like PC, there's no place like PC, there's no place like PC, *~*

and then we'll meet in your bottle with all the nice cushy pillows that I can put under your ass while I'm...ahem, we'll talk about that later...

I'll be dressed either as Major Nelson or The Wizard of Oz, depending on who the stuffee is at the moment.

 

[Angel]

Oh believe me, I have a large stock of Ice just waiting.

 

[CoolCucumber]

Angel...I VOLUNTEER!!! Ice, I got plenty!!!
-CoolCucumber

 

[KillerMuffin]

Major..... *licking lips*

I have a 78 page and counting story involving the sexiest major...

Could you do a marine or army major though? Wingnuts aren't all that sexy.

 

[Problem Child]

I can do Army easy. I was Army. But I'd rather be an NCO.

Is that good enough? I'm not pretentious enough to be an officer...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my. I have me a thing for sergeants. Mmm Mmm Mmm. Specially Army.


Is it getting hot in here?

 

[Problem Child]

absolutely steaming...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay, I can't wipe the picture I have of PC in BDU's and dogtags. Oh boy howdy. Well, if he'd keep his blouse and shirt on, I wouldn't be quite so, shall we say, wet.

 

[Problem Child]

I did look quite dashing on top of my M-113 with my face caked with New Mexican dust. *cough*

I still have that picture of your ass tattooed in my brain. Sad day when you took it down Muffie.