I want 5.boy right now!

[perks]

uh, to come in here, so I can perv on his face again.

 

[Starblayde]

*wanders in*

'ello perks, whatcha up to?

 

[perks]

hiya babycakes, nothin', just saw you posting and wanted to say hello in my usual low key way.

 

[Starblayde]

about as low key as an elephant skiing down an avalance

 

[Linedrive]

Perks is a subtle perv

 

[perks]

about as low key as an elephant skiing down an avalance

google me that.


Ohhhhhhh Gunner YAY!!!

look, I have playmates. *so happy*

 

[Starblayde]

google me that.


Ohhhhhhh Gunner YAY!!!

look, I have playmates. *so happy*

I'll play with you anytime, perks

 

[Starblayde]

as close as i can get

 

[perks]

Re: as close as i can get

HOT DAMN! you did it! that's frickin' kickass.

impressive.

 

[TWB]

You you you. Its all about you isn't it Perky???

 

[Starblayde]

I have many talents.

typing 'elephant, skiing' into Google's image search is just one of them

 

[Linedrive]

Hi Perks. I have the flu, according to lit bylaws that is grounds enough to start a thread about it. Thread title, let's see...

"Blah!!!" or
"Ugh, I am sick"

Maybe I'll just go track down one of the numerous other "I am sick" threads from lit's archives, call me bandwidth concious.

 

[perks]

You you you. Its all about you isn't it Perky???

yes, thanks for noticing.


5.boy, what other talents do you have, googlemaster?


Gunner, you can bump my "my froat huts" thread. It's always a winner.

 

[Starblayde]

5.boy, what other talents do you have, googlemaster?

I can... umm... flirt with you constantly, you sexy thing...

I can sit here while you perv on me, that's what!

 

[perks]

I can... umm... flirt with you constantly, you sexy thing...

I can sit here while you perv on me, that's what!

lol, we've always been pretty good at the flirting, you and your young gorgeousness, and me with my dirty old lady fantasies. <evil sigh>

 

[Starblayde]

lol, we've always been pretty good at the flirting, you and your young gorgeousness, and me with my dirty old lady fantasies. <evil sigh>

I do have some dirty young man fantasises too, you know

 

[perks]

I do have some dirty young man fantasises too, you know

who's yo momma?

haahahahaha!

 

[Starblayde]

who's yo momma?

haahahahaha!

That wasn't part of it

Although you shouting that during the peak of ecstasy is acceptable, when interspersed by cries of pleasure.

 

[Spinaroonie]

This thread is not about me.

 

[perks]

hah, I would laugh too much if I ever said that, although I hear that feels extra nice.

 

[Starblayde]

hah, I would laugh too much if I ever said that, although I hear that feels extra nice.

I can see how that could be a bonus

 

[perks]

heh. You said bone

 

[Starblayde]

heh. You said bone

Heh heh, I want to bone you

 

[perks]

Heh heh, I want to bone you

*wiggly eyebrows*

 

[Starblayde]

*wiggly eyebrows*

is that a yes?