I Wanna Suck the FuckSnot Out of Your ManJunk, Baby.

[KillerMuffin]

I'm thinking of writing a story.

Any suggestions?

 

[Guest]

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

What about as poetry?

We could have a contest or something.

 

[sunstruck]

I'm so turned on right now I can't even think of a metaphor for how turned on I am. Your way with words touches my happy places.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know PC is beating off right now.

 

[lavender]

 

[Oasis690]

You can't go wrong with Midget Nymphomaniac Clowns

 

[sunstruck]

Of course I know. He's putting on a show for me. You should see how he struts his stuff with that hot pink feather boa wrapped in between his asshole and his cock. It's fucking hot.

I really need to get a webcam.

 

[Carl East]

KM, write a story about sex on a crowded train.



Carl

 

[sunstruck]

What about as poetry?

We could have a contest or something.

Try and work in pussy mullett too. It's underated IMO.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Muffin:

You say the sweetest things.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

I'm down to about once a week now. You all really need to get a grip on those over-active imaginations.

 

[Sillyman]

You can't go wrong with Midget Nymphomaniac Clowns

Alright, well there's MY next story.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Wow. I haven't seen you around in ages!

Do I look any different?

 

[Oasis690]

Do I look any different?

I see you are still hangin' out

 

[Black_Bird]

I'm thinking of writing a story.

Any suggestions?

Include the words:
Cunt Oil
Sloppy Floppies
Pussy Dangles
Anal Elasticity
Dick Biter
Nut Munchers
Stink Finger Salad

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I see you are still hangin' out

Are those latex gloves you're wearing?

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm thinking of writing a story.

Any suggestions?

I did an outline earlier I could slap up here onscreen for you...I know it's here somewhere.....preglued...

Happy to help;
Lance

 

[Laurel]

The title of this thread makes me yearn for a mayonnaise sandwich.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm down to about once a week now. You all really need to get a grip on those over-active imaginations.

Once a week! I can't get through the day without a good self fuck. You're just trying to rub it in our faces that you're getting it from that sexy Vixen all the time.

Bastard.

 

[sunstruck]

The title of this thread makes me yearn for a mayonnaise sandwich.

You need sleep.

 

[Laurel]

I need a foot rub. Sans fucksnot.

 

[BlackSnake]

Once a week! I can't get through the day without a good self fuck. You're just trying to rub it in our faces that you're getting it from that sexy Vixen all the time.

Bastard.

Maybe I can help if your finger is getting worn.