I wanna lick lavenders lactic lollipops and lovely labia lips lasciviously.

Purple Haze

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Lovely legs,
Lovely lips,
Let me be your loving lapdog,
I'll lick you laboriously,
lick, lick, lick,
lap your lower laguno,

la,la,la,la,la,la,
 
Hat to spoil all your labia licking fun but were the Joker and Catwoman in the same batman movie?
 
proclitic profluent producer of prostatic projectiles.

hehehe.

I love the smell of burnt doll hair in the evening.
 
prolific pumper of prodigious pints of phlegmatic phluids!

I use dollie guts for relish on me hot-doggies.

Arrrrggghhh, matey....
 
I love to hear the dollies cry, the lot of them.

All of them tied in a bag, smackin' 'em with a bat.

(chuckles)
 
Throw 'em in the chicken pen and watch the hens peck their little eyes out.

Dollie genocide. The final solution.
 
Lavender

Awaiting explanation with baited, hot, lustful breath... :)

But please hurry, not getting any younger you know... lol
 
Cunning Stunts

Purple Haze said:
Lovely legs,
Lovely lips,
Let me be your loving lapdog,
I'll lick you laboriously,
lick, lick, lick,
lap your lower laguno,

la,la,la,la,la,la,

Does alliteration make one a better cunnilinguist I wonder?
 
lavender said:


I'm not a very good spillway. :)

I just love it when Haze and PC get into alliteration pissing contests. It has to be one of my favorite things at lit.

Isn't alliteration just Talking good?
 
Isn't alliteration just Talking good?
No. It's brave barking in the battlefields. Or peurile procrastination in the Palestinian poppy park whilst picking Peter Pipers pick of pickled prickly pears. Probably.
 
alexander tzara said:

No. It's brave barking in the battlefields. Or peurile procrastination in the Palestinian poppy park whilst picking Peter Pipers pick of pickled prickly pears. Probably.

So it's speaking poorly :)
 
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