I wanna' be the LIT devil

[SilvaTungDevil]

My qualifications:

I'm evil (at least on Saturdays)
I encourage illicit drug use
I have at least 4 other LIT identities who can serve as my henchmen
My pants fetish drives me to commit petty crimes



My devlish platform:

I will torture do-gooders by forcing them to view Aquila's naked pics
I promise the threads on the GB will smell 75% worse
Beans for everyone

 

[Black_Bird]

Sorry, but that isn't an office you can be elected to; you either are, or you aren't. Please step in line for blood testing; we're trying to determine which one of you are Hann's father. If it is indeed you, then you very well may be the Lit Devil.

 

[littlekateyes]

Oh boy

 

[Oscuridad]

Non Serviam.

I'm too fluffy anyway.

 

[honeylick]

cool pipe you got there STD

 

[aly*]

I just don't believe you are evil, sorry.

And you have other ID's here? Hmm...

 

[HeavyStick]

cool pipe you got there STD

How many other pipes have you checked out?

 

[bknight2602]

You have my vote.

 

[honeylick]

How many other pipes have you checked out?

i actually gave up smoking... but i do admire equipment every now and then. from a distance of course.

 

[glamorilla]

i'll vote for you but you're going to have to drop your pants.

 

[Guest]

the only way to qualify is if you are Hans dad

 

[Liontamr]

My bad.. I keep reading this as "I wanna be the L.T. devil"