i wanna be fucked up the arse

[pabloback]

but only by sirens tongue
[well everyone else is posting these threads]

 

[Ask For More]

Tits! Feck! Arse!

 

[Siren]

Yea yu want to be rimmed eh?

 

[pabloback]

true love means taking the rough with the smooth baby , now line that tongue up beeeeeitch

 

[Mensa]

but only by sirens tongue
[well everyone else is posting these threads]

Thank God, you cleared that up. The mental image your thread created was quite disturbing.

 

[Siren]

I agree Pabbers.............but

 

[pabloback]

Re: I agree Pabbers.............but

rough as in a hairy stubby arse..........

smooth as in a nice clean shaven arse......

but I still dont want no chocolate milk.

everyone knows that my arse is as smooth as a babys
shave the stubble from your chin you fake female

 

[Problem Child]

Siren and Pabloback.

I'm still trying to figure out which one is Felix and which one is Oscar.

 

[Siren]

I AM Oscar

 

[pabloback]

Siren and Pabloback.

I'm still trying to figure out which one is Felix and which one is Oscar.

which one of us do you think is jack lemmon?

 

[Problem Child]

Siren says you are. But actually Tony Randall was more fem than Jack.

Pablo, can you make quiche? How do you look with an apron on?

 

[Siren]

Come on over PC, we will do brunch

 

[pabloback]

fuck you get your own sandwiches , i just ordered me a pizza
[looking round for an old cigar butt]
hey a full house waddya know

 

[Siren]

He does try a bit too hard doesnt he?

 

[pabloback]

Siren says you are. But actually Tony Randall was more fem than Jack.

Pablo, can you make quiche? How do you look with an apron on?

dont like quiche , prefer quedge and soapy titwanks
aprons are for french maid outfits and other fantasies
bring me a beer siren [burp]

 

[Siren]

Sure Pabbers, here is your beer in a nice glass

 

[Problem Child]

What's a quedge and soapy titwanks?

Speak English, for fuck sake.

 

[Siren]

Yea

 

[pabloback]

What's a quedge and soapy titwanks?

Speak English, for fuck sake.

grabs hold of siren , bends her over and lifts the skirt on her french maids outfit [matching colour to beer can] pulls her french knickers down , slaps her arse and points to her juicy pussy lips "that is a quedge"
strips her off takes her into the shower , lathers up her cleavage before pushing his rock hard cock between her juicy boobs , turns to pc and says "that my boy is a soapy tit wank"

 

[Siren]

Grabs Pablito's cock and yanks it off

 

[pabloback]

if you can close your mouth around this lump of meat without getting lockjaw then you deserve a shot at biting it off, [holds sirens false teeth up to astounded onlookers]

 

[Siren]

Grabs Pabbers strapon dildo and holds it up for everyone to see

 

[Problem Child]

I prefer "twat' or "quim", or even the cute "cunny" to quedge, but I think I like "soapy tit wank".

 

[Siren]

Well they are all better than piss flaps

 

[pabloback]

I prefer "twat' or "quim", or even the cute "cunny" to quedge, but I think I like "soapy tit wank".

show me a man that doesnt like a soapy tit wank and i will out him . lol