I wanna be an Olympic Athlete

I wanted to be a fighter...

Did that won lots of stuff.

But winter sports...

Sorry.

Too cold, too dangerous!







And what's up with cancelling any WINTER Olympic sports on account of winter conditions...?
 
No question about it

A spectator at your downhill racing event. Do you remember that old clip that opened ABC's Wide World of Sports? The skier in the beginning of it?
 
PS

They don't cancel the NFL for weather, short [no pun intended] of lightening.
 
I am about to make a mean comment, but I asure you I mean nothing by it....

it is all in fun just to make peopls smile.....


here goes

Siren too bad cock sucking isn't an olympic event.


Okay now I must run for the underworld and hid... bye.
 
Re: No question about it

:p
 
Well if it was an event

:p
 
Fly, some may say the same about our cute little fly boy too, my dear.

Lo
 
First entrant in the cocksucking event

has finished his approach and the judges, especially the Eastern Block, are awarding low scores for the obvious duck and run at the end of the run...
 
SIN you dont get points for equipment

:p
 
points for equipment?

Guess you will be bringing me Siren for "Bonus" points ;)
 
Nope

I usually don't post in the fast paced evening where I have to use the quote function so that three or four other posters don't appear before the post I was answering...


But really, strong winds and the ski-jump...,

I would tune in!

[they could provide chutes!]

That's why X-treme sports rule!
 
You all might want to wax your gear because the ice is pretty sharp out there…

You might slip and do an unexpected vertical and it might look pretty rad, but your ass will feel bogus. :p
 
ok

I'd like to be a guy getting the GOLD. Can you believe how kewl that would be?.

Either that or the guy sweeping up all the shit that everyone left behind.
 
I have 2 to pick from....

1. Snowboarding.......would never do it in real life......but if
I did, my snowboard would be painted with the American
flag and a pic of roaring tiger on it...and my nickname would
be "Fly" :)

2. Figure Skating.........ice dancing or solo.......ice dancing cuz
I love dancing, and there is a bit more freedom there than in
pairs competition.....solo because I control what I do, and get
the job done :D

tigerjen
 
I would love to give the bobsled or luge a whirl. That just looks too fun. :D
 
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