I walked around my yard today....

[warrior queen]

... and have decided it has got away from me. So, I need help.
I'll offer my daughters unemployed friends $30/hr cash to come here for a day and do about 6 hours work. And I'll lay on lunch and beer for that.
I figure I'll need 5 people for about 6 hours.
I reckon they will jump at it

I have only got the use of one arm, my eldest is working every day, my youngest has torn his rhomboid off his scapula so only has one arm as well, and my man is away till Jan.

Time to call in assistance.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i would've helped if i lived near you...

 

[warrior queen]

i would've helped if i lived near you...

That's sweet.
Thankyou

 

[QueenLevitra]

i would've helped if i lived near you...

I believe this.

You're a decent guy.

I'd help too.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

That's sweet.
Thankyou

no problem..

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I believe this.

You're a decent guy.

I'd help too.

thank you

atleast someone noticed it

 

[blobfish]

I'd rake up all the brown leaves for you.

 

[warrior queen]

I'd rake up all the brown leaves for you.

Aaawww...
Would you also burn them so I never have to see them again?

 

[warrior queen]

I believe this.

You're a decent guy.

I'd help too.

Thanx
Which reminds me, my roses need some serious help too.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Aaawww...
Would you also burn them so I never have to see them again?

i'll take care of that part..

 

[QueenLevitra]

Thanx
Which reminds me, my roses need some serious help too.

I dug one up today and planted sunchokes.

 

[blobfish]

Aaawww...
Would you also burn them so I never have to see them again?

Yup! In fact, I'd burn all the brown leaves on the continent, even though they are indigenous.

 

[colddiesel]

... and have decided it has got away from me. So, I need help.
I'll offer my daughters unemployed friends $30/hr cash to come here for a day and do about 6 hours work. And I'll lay on lunch and beer for that.
I figure I'll need 5 people for about 6 hours.
I reckon they will jump at it

I have only got the use of one arm, my eldest is working every day, my youngest has torn his rhomboid off his scapula so only has one arm as well, and my man is away till Jan.

Time to call in assistance.

That's $900 all up . A professional would be much cheaper.

 

[warrior queen]

That's $900 all up . A professional would be much cheaper.

Nope. I priced a service.
They say there's 2 weeks work, and they charge $45/hr.
Quote came back at just over $2000!

I don't need a show-garden at the end of it..... I just want it brought back to manageable.

 

[warrior queen]

I dug one up today and planted sunchokes.

I dislike roses. But my man loves them, so I keep a token few

 

[cj200267]

... and have decided it has got away from me. So, I need help.
I'll offer my daughters unemployed friends $30/hr cash to come here for a day and do about 6 hours work. And I'll lay on lunch and beer for that.
I figure I'll need 5 people for about 6 hours.
I reckon they will jump at it

I have only got the use of one arm, my eldest is working every day, my youngest has torn his rhomboid off his scapula so only has one arm as well, and my man is away till Jan.

Time to call in assistance.

You peaked my interest until I hit the words, "...unemployed friends..."

 

[warrior queen]

You peaked my interest until I hit the words, "...unemployed friends..."

I have met them. Most of them have been laid off.... sad.
The rest are in university, and could do with the cash

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i'm so fucking bored... someone entertain me

 

[girlsmiley]

That's $900 all up . A professional would be much cheaper.

Plus lunch and beer. What's for lunch and how many beers?

Sausages and onions on the barbie. Bread rolls, a couple of salads and some cottees raspberry cordial would be a nice lunch.

A carton of beer. You don't want to get them too pissed.

About a grand? I reckon go for it.

 

[warrior queen]

Plus lunch and beer. What's for lunch and how many beers?

Sausages and onions on the barbie. Bread rolls, a couple of salads and some cottees raspberry cordial would be a nice lunch.

A carton of beer. You don't want to get them too pissed.

About a grand? I reckon go for it.

My deal,is lunch and beer after they are finished.
I reckon it will get done faster than I've estimated

 

[girlsmiley]

My deal,is lunch and beer after they are finished.
I reckon it will get done faster than I've estimated

6 hours of work and then lunch?
You're not going to get much work out of that crew.
It's hard work and they need to eat regularly.
A person should eat something at least every three hours. Most blokes I know struggle after 3 hours. You gotta keep their fuel levels up.

 

[warrior queen]

6 hours of work and then lunch?
You're not going to get much work out of that crew.
It's hard work and they need to eat regularly.
A person should eat something at least every three hours. Most blokes I know struggle after 3 hours. You gotta keep their fuel levels up.

I already have 4 people booked in for next Sat
I knew they'd go for it!
I'll make sure there's food - but the beer and barbie stay shut till finished.

 

[girlsmiley]

You said you were providing lunch and beer, so I thought that's all you were putting on.

All good. Make it fun.

 

[warrior queen]

You said you were providing lunch and beer, so I thought that's all you were putting on.

All good. Make it fun.

I figure I'll crank up the stereo.
Sometimes, it's nice to be far enough from the neighbours not to have to worry!

 

[Vikingstone]

Will your perfect buttocks be displayed in a provocative manner during said work period?