I Trust My Magic 8-Ball!

[SpectreT]

I spotted a Magic 8-Ball on an Information Desk at work today, and I asked it some questions:

Am I Gay?: "My Reply Is No."
Am I Straight?: "Outlook Not So Good."
Am I Bi?: "Reply Hazy. Try Again."
Am I Bi?: "Reply Hazy. Try Again." (stubborn on that one.)
Am I Submissive?: "Reply Hazy. Try again." (Grumble....)
Am I Dominant?: "Yes. Definitely." (Finally, the ball has stopped hedging....)
Am I Submissive?: "Without A Doubt."

(Maybe more careful wording of that question where it got stuck....)

Am I Bisexual?: "My Reply Is No." (So this 8-Ball thinks I'm not interested in sex? or I don't fit any mold?)

Are you Fucking with me, 8-Ball?: "Very Doubtful."

Am I Heterosexual?: "Signs Point To Yes."

......And then I put the 8-ball down. It's always good to quit while you're ahead....

 

[DustyWolfe]

LOL thanks for sharing that

 

[cellis]

LOL... T I have one on my desk at work and it helps with all my important decisions!

 

[SubbieHubbie]

Would it be inappropriate for a SubbieHubbie to use a cane on a dominant Spectre T?

I JUST SNORTED SELTZER UP MY NOSE READING THAT!!!!

Too funny for words, Spectre. Too Funny for words. You should carry a warning on you.

 

[cymbidia]

Oh T!


Between you and Blue, one doesn't have even half a chance of being in a rotten mood. You guys are wonderful.

Will you ask it a few questions for me tomorrow? Please? And get back to me before 6:30pm PST?)

 

[DRxBlue]

Oooowwww! That felt better than a big whack with a little cane!

You heard her T?

cym put US into the same sentence!!

i like the sentence too. i quote here--

"Between you and Blue," That's the part i really like. What is there about that little excerpt that fills me with such...ooo gooogly somethings

i can't even define it! You know cym demands that "skin to skin" experience too. i'm melting.

You better bring the Dom Handbook---no WAIT you never got one! Guess we'll have to "play it by ear".

Uhhh, cym--you wanna try an experiment?
i'm not really a Doctor, but...

 

[cymbidia]

Oh man, Blue.
I like playing doctor.
It's one of my favorite games.
An offer to play doctor might even make up for your thus-far deplorable lack of hands-on experience.



In between you and T.
Wow.
Now there's a shivery kinda thought.
Almost bedtime for me, too, and you know what that means...

 

[DRxBlue]

Wait'll T sees this!

Almost bedtime...i know what that means, i think. i know my favorite way of "getting sleepy" hmmmm...

What does it say in the "Dom Handbook"..

Bedtime, when you're not with your sub

whiswhiswhissyssywhw OK i see i should

Say in a firm, deep voice,
"<fill in sub's name> Don't come until I'm there to see you!"

Aww...but you wouldn't like that! Wouldjya?

Heyyyy, maybe that's the point.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Oh T!


Between you and Blue, one doesn't have even half a chance of being in a rotten mood[/i]

I'd like, most unselfishly, to test the hypothesis.

Shove over, guys, let a lady get between you, willya?

 

[Justine de Loup]

*peeks head in room*

Oh how I wish I had that 8-ball with me....I could use some guidance....of any sort actually...

Been gone awhile...searching, researching and possibly headed toward some real time....will find out for sure soon...*sigh*

Hope all are doing well...

Congrats to Caroline and Sam...jumping the broom is such a cool tradition...saw it for the first time last year up north near you... feels like forever...wonderful ceremony!! wonderful message!!

Let life be even better to you than we can imagine....

Justine

 

[cellis]

Welcome back Justine...

It is nice to see you again!

 

[Justine de Loup]

Welcome back Justine...

It is nice to see you again!

Thank you cellis...have been quetioning so much in my life at this time that I seem to get lost...so many things I want but can't seem to find...

Justine

 

[Quint]

Ooh ooh ooh!

Quint sandwich! Extra cheese! ::flashes her trademark grin to demonstrate::

Blue, are you trying to shame us with your superior knowledge? Just where did you get that Handbook, anyway? I wanna read it and flaunt my Uber-subbieness! Oh wait, I can predict what you're gonna say:

"Chapter 4, titled 'Bad sub! Naughty, naughty sub!' clearly states that demonstrations of haughtiness and overweening pride should not be tolerated in your submissive." Then you'll make some threatening noises and tell me I'm lucky we aren't skin-to-skin.

(Ouch, somebody's feeling a little SAMmy today!)

Okay...let me have it.

 

[DRxBlue]

i KNOW nothing!

but i suspect a great deal! C'mon--you know i'm just pretending i know what's going on. Perhaps if i get better at this i can go into politics!

So you aspire to be the Top of the Bottoms do ya? (Uber-subbie, i love it!) And did you want to be the stuffing in the middle of the Quint sandwich? Room for a layer of Blue Cheese?

i don't think you're a bad sub, ya just need practice! and spankings! (lots of spankings, perhaps some nipple torture as well)

What was that i heard? A threatening noise? More like a wistful wishing sound.

Can Q-unit come out and play? Bring your toys. (do little kids still say stuff like that?)

What a free form thread this is becoming! It's free verse!

 

[Quint]

When I was a wee little thing, I'd sit in my front lawn and wait for kids to ride by on their bikes. At that point, I'd call "Hey kid, come play with me!"

Not much has changed. o)

I think that a reason why I'm so greedy for more toys now is that I didn't really have many as a child. I was always content pretending to be a Care Bear--and no, I was not Kinky Bear! I take umbrage at that snide remark!--and other imagination games. Not that I skimp on the creativity now, but I've discovered that toys make it even better. So I'll bring my favorite and you bring yours, Blue, and we'll have a showdown!




Let's see...I'll bring a nice vibe and he'll bring a nice flogger and I can be Sensation Slut! Gosh, it's good to be me.

 

[SpectreT]

I'd like, most unselfishly, to test the hypothesis.

Shove over, guys, let a lady get between you, willya?

Not my fault. Doc's all cling-y. Here Doc, a Verbose Virtuoso of eclectic knowledge, Switchy leanings, and a self-described "Valkyrie" is looking for a little space. Seems like a little Quint is trying to sneak in, too. We've lightened cym's mood a tad.....

But remember: A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip(tm)!


do I get to be the cheese, now?

 

[DRxBlue]

Yer pretty CHEESY all right!

i'm afraid what we got here is no longer a sandwich, sub or otherwise. i think we are approaching true Midwest Pot Luck Dinner type Hot Dish!

A really Hot Dish! All these saucy women!

i'll go for a ride in the microwave with a couple sheets of that static suppressor stuff to see if i can stop being so "cling-y".

You be careful with that Miracle Whip, or i'll smack you with my Blue Suede Flogger wig.

Justine, love! You got a leg'o'lamb stashed in that wolfie suit? Come join in the feast!

Sorry T, i forgot, what does that 8-ball say about turning this into a party?

 

[CarolineOh]

Re: *peeks head in room*

Oh how I wish I had that 8-ball with me....I could use some guidance....of any sort actually...

Been gone awhile...searching, researching and possibly headed toward some real time....will find out for sure soon...*sigh*

Hope all are doing well...

Congrats to Caroline and Sam...jumping the broom is such a cool tradition...saw it for the first time last year up north near you... feels like forever...wonderful ceremony!! wonderful message!!

Let life be even better to you than we can imagine....

Justine

Justine, thank you very much for your kind wishes. Welcome back.

 

[monster666]

My luck.

It's okay, I've been invited to a computer programmer's party anyway. Don't bother to invite me. I already got a new video game to bring to the fray, and the babes on that are supposed to be a sure thing. Keep your damn miracle whip.

 

[DRxBlue]

Ooo..the Moanstuh sounds a bit testy tonight!

Quick, somebody hide the Roast Beast! (it might be one of his relatives)

Sorry old bean, it was a somewhat impromptu affair. Who knew it would end up being a full fledged orgy?

Do make yourself at home, dive right into the Hot Dish. Face first!

Any questions? Ask the 8-ball!

 

[monster666]

Re: Ooo..the Moanstuh sounds a bit testy tonight!

Q. Should I go to the orgy or to the Connecticut Valley Computer Programmer's breakfast?

A. "Without A Doubt."

Gee, that helped.

Any questions? Ask the 8-ball!

 

[RisiaSkye]

Re: Re: Ooo..the Moanstuh sounds a bit testy tonight!

Q. Should I go to the orgy or to the Connecticut Valley Computer Programmer's breakfast?

A. "Without A Doubt."

Gee, that helped.

Monster, baby, you don't need a Magic 8 Ball for the answer to this one. Although I wouldn't cry if you brought a plain ole' "magic eight." Or six, anyway.

 

[WillowPuss]

*ahem*

Is this a very private party ... or could us Europeans join in???

Pwwweeeeeeeeese

 

[monster666]

I'll wait for ya here on the east coast. I hope you can paddle quickly.

*ahem*

Is this a very private party ... or could us Europeans join in???

Pwwweeeeeeeeese

 

[monster666]

Re: Re: Re: Ooo..the Moanstuh sounds a bit testy tonight!

Well, ya like beer, ale or malt liquor?

Monster, baby, you don't need a Magic 8 Ball for the answer to this one. Although I wouldn't cry if you brought a plain ole' "magic eight." Or six, anyway.