I tried to find a thread to post this in, that would give it maximum exposure..yet..

[Starfish]

No threads, aside from the one it originated in, were fitting enough.


I want ALL of you to see this...
We have genius on this board and it shines bright....
To those of you who find this offensive....... Lighten up for a minute and have a good laugh......

This condensed version happened here.... Original content

The originally was spread over the course of many posts..... It has been arranged here for fluidity and readability.....

Originally Posted by Problem Child and Purple Haze............

Give us this day, our daily wood.......
...forgive us our ejaculations...
......as we forgive those who ejaculate on us.........
And bring us not into homosexual temptation...
But deliver us to good sloppy fucking........
...Let us cum not only in the pussy, but also on breast and stomach and ass....
with great volcanic eruptions...
O Lord, please bless this spooge which we deposit in liberal sticky gobs upon the ones we lay with in sin, and let it be tasty and fresh, warm and gooey....
Thy will be done, at Lit as it is in Heaven...
Amen...

I volunteer to be a receptor for this holy spooge..... Please enlighten me.

 

[Beebeeblue]

**Stands up applauding**

 

[Angel]

That should be printed on cards, coffee mugs, T-shirts and wall calenders and sold via a new website called

The Purple Child Haze of Problems

(www.pchp.com) and sold for huge profits benefiting not only the loveable Purple Haze and the amazingly crotched Problem Child, but any bastard literotica offspring they may create while residents in our crazy little corner of the web.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Angel......wonderful idea. I want the Tshirt. I promise to post a pic of me in it WET!!!!!!!!

 

[Angel]

I got first dibs on building the website to market our new product.

 

[Ask For More]

Beebeeblue, that is a damn scary av!

*runs away screaming*

 

[Angel]

Is that the clown from *It* or just a general freaky clown?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Wouldn't that be called the Lit prayer?

And it certainly is Pennywise "And down here you'll float too"

 

[Beebeeblue]

Is that the clown from *It* or just a general freaky clown?

That would be the one and only Mr Tim Curry, as Pennywise. The lovable "IT"

 

[Problem Child]

I hate that clown.

 

[Starfish]

Beebee,

Have you ever seen Killer Clowns from Outer Space???

Good flick.


PC, you're on my shitlist.

Just thought you should know.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

PC, you're on my shitlist.

Just thought you should know.

What now? *sigh*