I Top Loaded

[spacekowboy]

Your mom.



Come to think of it, I front loaded her, too.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I'm still not going to call you Daddy.

 

[thør]

The last time I saw her, I placed her in the front of the niche, behind the door that the sun warms daily. Dad’s in the back, in the cold cold ground.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm still not going to call you Daddy.

I prefer Papi anyway.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I prefer Papi anyway.

I'd prefer Papi, too.

https://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/images/2009-0801-David-Ortiz-opmb-21130.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

I hate the fucking Red Sox as much as I hate the fucking Yankees. Papi however is the exception to that rule.

 

[lovetoread]

kinky fucker

 

[adrina]

kinky fucker

That's the best kind.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I hate the fucking Red Sox as much as I hate the fucking Yankees. Papi however is the exception to that rule.

You gotta love Big Papi!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/343c289d81446287f05cfadcb9223ab1/tenor.gif?itemid=8280489

 

[spacekowboy]

kinky fucker

You rang?

 

[spacekowboy]

You gotta love Big Papi!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/343c289d81446287f05cfadcb9223ab1/tenor.gif?itemid=8280489

Chicks dig the long ball.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Chicks dig the long ball.

He swings a big bat.

 

[spacekowboy]

He swings a big bat.

Its difficult for those of us that carry the lumber to find trousers that fit. Thankfully there is DXL.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I'm still not going to call you Daddy.

If I pull your hair and call you pretty will you call me Daddy?

*Asking for a friend*

 

[pink]

I thought washer. Yes, im old and pathetic.

 

[MelissaBaby]

If I pull your hair and call you pretty will you call me Daddy?

*Asking for a friend*

Pull my hair and I'll call you anything you want.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Pull my hair and I'll call you anything you want.

You really could be my alt...but way skinnier and a better writer.

 

[MelissaBaby]

You really could be my alt...but way skinnier and a better writer.

Trust me, you don't want to follow the regimen that made me so skinny.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Trust me, you don't want to follow the regimen that made me so skinny.

Hey, I know you're not skinny everywhere.

 

[spacekowboy]

Hey, I know you're not skinny everywhere.

You know where to send the pics.

 

[spacekowboy]

Also, totally fapping to this later.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Just remember I am the one pulling the hair. This is really important.

 

[spacekowboy]

Just remember I am the one pulling the hair. This is really important.

Noted.

Noted bigly.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Seems like it's time to put my butt av back up.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Seems like it's time to put my butt av back up.

And what a spankable butt it is.