I thought I had every cookbook I could ever need

[lil_elvis]

But it seems I've overlooked something

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212#contentReviews

 

[Selena_Kitt]

But it seems I've overlooked something

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212#contentReviews

I bet you don't have these recipes either.

 

[AllardChardon]

Thanks for the recipes and the good laugh I got, but I think I will stay with The Joy of Cooking for now.

 

[jeninflorida]

OMG! Can you imagine walking into a B&N and seeing the book?

But it seems I've overlooked something

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212#contentReviews

 

[sweetness6280]

I bet you don't have these recipes either.

OMG I really did not need to see that this morning.

 

[buxxxom]

But it seems I've overlooked something

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212#contentReviews

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

restaurants?

 

[sweetness6280]

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

restaurants?

So now, in addition to asking if they use real butter or MSG in their recipes, I need to ask about semen too?

My kids will be so embarrassed.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

restaurants?

Gives a whole new meaning to table side service...

 

[jeninflorida]

but would that make a man bi or gay if he ate the food? lol

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

restaurants?

 

[buxxxom]

Near the bottom of the page that the link takes you to, you can click on a button that lets you preview the book. Go ahead. It's worth a look.

 

[buxxxom]

I bet you don't have these recipes either.

Oddly enough, the semen recipes seem more appetizing. There are no desserts listed for placenta. What if you have a sweet tooth?

 

[jeninflorida]

flipping the subject, if there was a pill that a man could take so that it made the semen taste like chocolate

Near the bottom of the page that the link takes you to, you can click on a button that lets you preview the book. Go ahead. It's worth a look.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Oddly enough, the semen recipes seem more appetizing. There are no desserts listed for placenta. What if you have a sweet tooth?

The placenta is like organ meat. Would you like liver in your dessert?

 

[lil_elvis]

flipping the subject, if there was a pill that a man could take so that it made the semen taste like chocolate

Would be the biggest breakthrough since Viagra

 

[impressive]

But it seems I've overlooked something

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212#contentReviews

I'll just bet there's a squid recipe in there.

 

[jeninflorida]

and what girl would ever say no? guys would be very happy

Would be the biggest breakthrough since Viagra

 

[Selena_Kitt]

and what girl would ever say no? guys would be very happy

The next Nobel prize waiting to be won...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm hoping, so hoping . . .

 

[SeaCat]

Hmmmm, and I thought I was only missing one Cook Book.

I'm still looking for 101 ways to wok your Dog.

Cat

 

[JagFarlane]

A gastronomic adventure with pig sperm

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26 Nov 2008
by Josh Stillhouse
After buying this book, I decided that I need way more semen than I could possibly produce myself, so I purchased some from Prairie State Semen. It's from one of their award-winning Chester pigs. His name is "Vendetta" - here's a picture of him: http://shrunklink.com/bifc (you can see why I chose him).

Anyway, they sent me enough of his semen to create a couple of the recipes in this book. I made Lime Aoili and poured it over my pork chops (it's only fitting after all). It was edible, but not as good as I had hoped. However, the Tiramisu Surprise I had for dessert was absolutely divine! So rich and creamy.

It's kind of expensive to buy sperm from a farm like this, so I'm going to look around for alternate sources. In the meantime, I've got my little tupperware container in the freezer and it's filling up. Slowly, but surely.

I highly recommend this book. The pictures are beautiful and the recipes are easy to follow.


-wince-

 

[TE999]

Where in the name of Krafft-Ebbing would you get enough jizz to attempt those recipies? Start a circle jerk at the Y.M.C.A.?

Steamed placenta with potatoes, carrots and onions however, is a meal anyone would be proud to serve to family or guests.

Yum, yum.

 

[JagFarlane]

Where in the name of Krafft-Ebbing would you get enough jizz to attempt those recipies? Start a circle jerk at the Y.M.C.A.?

Steamed placenta with potatoes, carrots and onions however, is a meal anyone would be proud to serve to family or guests.

Yum, yum.

See my above quote. One guy ordered pig semen...

 

[TE999]

See my above quote. One guy ordered pig semen...

Okay, now that is just sick. Everyone knows pig semen is nothing but a shortening substitute and it's full of carbohydrates.

 

[glynndah]

OMG! Can you imagine walking into a B&N and seeing the book?

That wouldn't bother me. It's walking into a restaurant and seeing it in the kitchen that would upset me.