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I think I need to rip yer jeans off :caning: and send you to bare bottom land! hrumpf



Yeah baby... just like you can get freaky down the aisle of IKEA with a certain blue-eyed Adonis! Ha *skips off singin to Missy Elliott... get yer freak on...get yer freak on*



Me got red wine! *hands over a glass*
Oh no...NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

I was just teasing him.
 
Oh no...NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

I was just teasing him.

uh huh...tell it to the judge honey!

oooh ... you can have an in depth conversation about perjury now huh? As you is getting down and freaky through the aisles in IKEA. Oi... if you do it nekkid me is selling tickets!

Fuck I could make a motza off this site today! Woohoo ... show me the money!
 
uh huh...tell it to the judge honey!

oooh ... you can have an in depth conversation about perjury now huh? As you is getting down and freaky through the aisles in IKEA. Oi... if you do it nekkid me is selling tickets!

Fuck I could make a motza off this site today! Woohoo ... show me the money!

I think.....





*squish and run*
 
I think I got complacent... I should have known better. hmm

*stealth mode activated* I shall bide my time oh corseted one...just you wait :p
 
uh huh...tell it to the judge honey!

oooh ... you can have an in depth conversation about perjury now huh? As you is getting down and freaky through the aisles in IKEA. Oi... if you do it nekkid me is selling tickets!

Fuck I could make a motza off this site today! Woohoo ... show me the money!

I swear on all that is holy, it wasn't me! :) Telling the truth...I promise.
 
I think maybe I recently spent FAR TOO MUCH money at IKEA :eek::devil::D

Exhibit 1! :D

Noooo don't confuse me! Me was enjoying that bottle of red wine dammit! :eek:

***RETRACTION REQUIRED***

Me got the IKEA gals completely freakin wrong! ... phew me was seriously thinking my furphy radar was fucked... Tis in tact but wrong is wrong :D

Sowie!!

Ha... back to the red wine!
 
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I think it's time to call it a day.

G'night fellow litsters... don't do anything I wouldn't do. ;)
 
I think..... :rose:s / ((hugs)) / :kiss:s / *gropes* / ((.)(.)) booobysquishes / *nuzzles* for those that need 'em.

*delete as appropriate.
 
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