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I think today was mostly a great day.![]()
I think tomorrow will be wonderful too.
I think that would be awesome.
I think it s sometimes fun to tweak a fire breathing dragon.
I think tweaking is a funny concept altogether.
I think I'm just sh*t out of luck![]()

I think this waking up at odd hours of the night is taking its toll.
I think, Clowns, that you'd better get used to it. It isn't going to improve for a while after the big event either.![]()
I think that is the woman's job.
Ok I am going to go sleep on the couch now.
lol...if you ever wanna get in her pants again, I'd work on that thinking.![]()
It will get worse before it gets better, sweetie. I hope your wife has a smooth labor and delivery because if she has a c/section you are going to be very, very busy for six weeks post partum.. (hugs)Hence the I will go sleep on the couch
As for this bundle of "joy" we are about to receive lets hope it isn't allergic to Benedryl and tequila. The tequila will be on my breath. I am not that cruel. I do hear liquid Benedryl is the best though.

Yanno...I love my kids and all...but I don't envy you. Mine are both in their mid 20s and I'm really glad that time has passed. IMO, babies are something that women think are WAY more awesome than men do. Really tho, they aren't worth a crap until you can really play with em.. and tell them to shut up and they do.
btw....dont forget to have them give her the daddy stitch!!


omg...Only you...LOL.. thanks for wasting my coffee, babeYanno...I love my kids and all...but I don't envy you. Mine are both in their mid 20s and I'm really glad that time has passed. IMO, babies are something that women think are WAY more awesome than men do. Really tho, they aren't worth a crap until you can really play with em.. and tell them to shut up and they do.
btw....dont forget to have them give her the daddy stitch!!

Holy crap, that means that Slinger could potentially be a granpappy in the not-too-distant future!
That is a frightening thought.![]()

Bite your tongue mate!
im really surprised it hasnt happened already, to be honest....and for the record, I raised those kids as a single dad!! so bite me!!
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