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I think watching our friends kiddos last night taught me something. I am glad we are having a boy because I will never get the image of Ken and Barbie scissoring out of my head again. I felt bad for Ken. He isn't anatomically correct and still has a constant smile on his face. Their little girl watches too much Cinemax.
 
IhateClowns said:
I think watching our friends kiddos last night taught me something. I am glad we are having a boy because I will never get the image of Ken and Barbie scissoring out of my head again. I felt bad for Ken. He isn't anatomically correct and still has a constant smile on his face. Their little girl watches too much Cinemax.
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I think GI Joe would be just as happy to scissor Barbie as Ken is.
 
Edensgarden said:
I think GI Joe would be just as happy to scissor Barbie as Ken is.
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I think scissoring should be left to gift wrapping. I have seen my wife use her vibrator and unless one female is an epileptic, I don't see how grinding pussies gets you to the promise lsand.
 
IhateClowns said:
I think scissoring should be left to gift wrapping. I have seen my wife use her vibrator and unless one female is an epileptic, I don't see how grinding pussies gets you to the promise lsand.
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Sometimes you have to use the promise hand to get there.
 
Edensgarden said:
Sometimes you have to use the promise hand to get there.
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I think it is hard enough for a guy to find the spot and we are using our fingers, tongue, dick's, feet, elbows, knees, etc etc. now you want me to believe that women can just magically intertwine thighs and their eraser ends line up perfectly?
 
IhateClowns said:
I think it is hard enough for a guy to find the spot and we are using our fingers, tongue, dick's, feet, elbows, knees, etc etc. now you want me to believe that women can just magically intertwine thighs and their eraser ends line up perfectly?
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No, I didn't say that. We both know no two erasers are alike. Sometimes a pencil is required to get to that point.
 
Edensgarden said:
No, I didn't say that. We both know no two erasers are alike. Sometimes a pencil is required to get to that point.
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OK so what is the typical time to get them lined up? The movies make it seem like they are magnets to one another. Since it takes me about two episodes of Roseanne re-runs to find her clit I am hoping it takes about 4 hours for scissor girls to line theirs up. Otherwise I am not very good.
 
IhateClowns said:
OK so what is the typical time to get them lined up? The movies make it seem like they are magnets to one another. Since it takes me about two episodes of Roseanne re-runs to find her clit I am hoping it takes about 4 hours for scissor girls to line theirs up. Otherwise I am not very good.
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Ok...watching Roseanne while trying to find her clit is part of the problem. She's never going to get aroused with that playing in the background. I'm guessing Roseanne can't find her own clit, much less inspire you to find your wife's.

You don't have to line everything up exactly either. You know that. All that's needed while scissoring is applied pressure on each eraser to rub one out.
 
Edensgarden said:
Ok...watching Roseanne while trying to find her clit is part of the problem. She's never going to get aroused with that playing in the background. I'm guessing Roseanne can't find her own clit, much less inspire you to find your wife's.

You don't have to line everything up exactly either. You know that. All that's needed while scissoring is applied pressure on each eraser to rub one out.
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I couldn't decide between Roseanne or Married w/ Children. No wonder my wife goes to bed with a yawn every night. I chose the wrong re-run to get her in the nude.

You don't??? I thought the best way to get a woman to orgasm was by placing your thumb right on her clit and apply constant pressure as if it were a gun shot wound.
 
I think I'm going to make some chili this week. YUMMY red, orange and yellow peppers were on sale. Too bad the kiddo doesn't like it. :rolleyes:
 
INeedLove said:
I think I'm going to make some chili this week. YUMMY red, orange and yellow peppers were on sale. Too bad the kiddo doesn't like it. :rolleyes:
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I think that peppers are pretty, but I don't like them. I usually pick them out.

Unless they are overwhelmingly on a food item like pizza. Then I just eat them.
 
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