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I think I can't wait until Sunday when I take a cruise to the Bahamas for a week
 
Oh my! You really are stalking me. But that's okay. Truth be told, I actually think you're kinda cute. Let's see...you're looking for some assistance in finding your lost glass slipper & if I help you find it, you'll let me lick your ass? Kind of a modern day Cinderella story. Or perhaps something a little more sexy, a little more steamy. Let's look at the steamier side first.

I'm thinking maybe you've read or are reading the “Fifty Shades of Grey” trilogy. There is an interesting New York Times book review that was published on April 2, 2012. The article was titled "Glass Slipper as Fetish" and offered some very interesting observations. A brief passage, "Sex has to be transgressive to cause a stir, and nowadays the best step forward is to take a step back. That at least is the lesson of the “Fifty Shades of Grey” trilogy....this S-and-M story about a virginal college student and the handsome young billionaire who binds her..." Sooooo...in this scenario, you have a shoe/glass slipper fetish. You're the virginal young college student & I'm the young billionaire. Then what? I tie you up & get to lick your ass? Sounds like fun. But there is sooo much more I'd love for you to experience.

The Cinderella side -- another interesting passage from the book review, "As female fantasies go, it’s a twofer: lasting love and a winning Mega Millions lottery ticket. And what is shameful about “Fifty Shades of Grey” isn’t the submissive sex, it’s the Cinderella story." In this scenario you really are looking for the deep & meaningful love that has escaped you your entire life. No worries about winning the lottery (not with SugarDaddy around).

Which is it, Cupcake? Tie you up & lick your ass? Or would you prefer I stimulate your mind, warm your heart and soothe your soul?

Oh Big Daddy,

Don't flatter yourself anymore than you already do. I'm not stalking you and you know it.

Here's the deal, my glass slipper isn't really missing. I know exactly where it is because I placed it there. I'm waiting for the right person with the knowledge and desire to find it. I don't need Prince Charming coming along to place it on my foot. I already know it fits. Basically I just like having my ass licked.

Now as far as the Fifty Shades trilogy goes, I read the first book and couldn't get through the second. My virgin days are long gone and I'm not impressed by men claiming to be Richie Rich.

Want to know what my preference would be? Stimulate my mind to the point of extreme arousal, then tie me up and start licking. Forget the heart warming and soul soothing shit. Save that for the gold diggers you normally hang out with.
 
Hmmm...I must have hit a nerve. There's "spirited" debate and then there are the words of a very angry woman. Why on earth would you hide something that you hold so dear to your heart? You're 44 years old & still looking for the great love of your life? And you look for this man that will make your life complete by hiding from him? What are you hiding? Why are you hiding it? Why are you hiding from him?

Have you never been in love? Never experienced all the wondrous joys that being in love will bring to your life? That must be the case or you wouldn't be so angry. You've hidden your glass slipper (your heart/your desire to love/your desire to be loved) because you are afraid. What are you so afraid of? Are you afraid that your best years have passed you by? That you don't know how to love? Or how to be loved?

Seems to me you are confusing love & lust. Is "stimulating your mind to the point of extreme arousal " all that you seek? Is that a relationship to you? Or are you counting the number of years left that you think men will still find you desirable? Do yourself a favor & learn to control your anger. It's very obvious how you feel & how angry you are.

One final note: It seems you define a relationship as one's ability to push all your happy buttons. What happens when those buttons no longer work? At that point, I'm thinking the "heart warming and soul soothing shit" will really start looking good.

You are reading far too much into this conversation we seem to have going. Don't confuse sarcasm with anger. I'm not sure where you got relationship or love from anything I have said. I would think a self proclaimed user of women would understand that.

Right now, yes "stimulating my mind to the point of extreme arousal" is what I am seeking. It has nothing to do with love or a relationship. It's pure lust and a new pair of shoes can't provide that.
 
I think.... wait, Eden... you mean I have to buy you a glass slipper before I can lick your ass? I'm downright heartbroken.. :D
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LMAO
 
I think this junk ain't gonna rub itself.

But it would be pretty fuckin' awesome if it did!
 
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