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I think it is sad I have 300 plus channels, on demand, Netflix and DVD's yet I have trouble finding anything to watch
 
I think I want coffee, but I don't have the energy to make it.

I think I need sex, but I don't have a willing partner and I a little bored with jacking myself.

I think I should probably try to be productive today but the lack of coffee and/or sex has me too bummed out to give a shit about that.

I think I might just go back to bed.
 
I think I want coffee, but I don't have the energy to make it.

I think I need sex, but I don't have a willing partner and I a little bored with jacking myself.

I think I should probably try to be productive today but the lack of coffee and/or sex has me too bummed out to give a shit about that.

I think I might just go back to bed.

I think I'll go with you ...

;)
 
I'm not. I am hoping you're not a snorer ...

I think you'll probably want to bring some earplugs. Or an elbow to the ribs and a polite, "Roll the fuck over, ya noisy bastard," has been known to work.
 
I think you'll probably want to bring some earplugs. Or an elbow to the ribs and a polite, "Roll the fuck over, ya noisy bastard," has been known to work.

I used to date a guy like that ....

Used to being the key word

I'm afraid I'll just have to leave you the coffee

:cool:
 
I used to date a guy like that ....

Used to being the key word

I'm afraid I'll just have to leave you the coffee

:cool:

I think that'll have to suffice. At least coffee doesn't judge and loves me no matter what.
 
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