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WingedKiss said:
I'm all doped out/up on headache meds so my filter is even thinner than normal. Thank you for the offer, I think I'll have to take you up on it this week.

I hope you're feeling better.
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I am doped up as well. IV is filled with pain meds. Helping to keep the stay in the hospital a bit more bearable.
 
IhateClowns said:
I am doped up as well. IV is filled with pain meds. Helping to keep the stay in the hospital a bit more bearable.
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Awesome! I'm glad that you're doped up. We can have some crazy conversations this way.

Although...maybe we should have very serious and sane conversations instead, change things up a bit.
 
WingedKiss said:
surely over the years we've had a few? No?

Ok, maybe not, nevermind. Let's joust!
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No never. Strictly blooper and practical joke conversations between you and I. I never knew you had a serious side to you.

2-3 years and I really don't know who you truly are. You are an enigma
 
IhateClowns said:
No never. Strictly blooper and practical joke conversations between you and I. I never knew you had a serious side to you.

2-3 years and I really don't know who you truly are. You are an enigma
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I am also a ninja.
 
IhateClowns said:
Yeah I like noodles in a bowl as well.
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And sushi. Yum.

I see you have hot nurses and a doctor that likes to fondle your balls in public. I think you're doing juuuuust fine my little cricket.

Wait, that was the wrong spirit animal, wasn't it?
 
WingedKiss said:
And sushi. Yum.

I see you have hot nurses and a doctor that likes to fondle your balls in public. I think you're doing juuuuust fine my little cricket.

Wait, that was the wrong spirit animal, wasn't it?
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Yes it was. The spirit animal that is fondling my balls has a big trunk.
 
IhateClowns said:
Yes it was. The spirit animal that is fondling my balls has a big trunk.
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The elephants are molesting you now? Holy shit, dial back on the pain meds!


Unless...well, unless they're pink and wearing tutus, in which case take lots of pictures.
 
WingedKiss said:
The elephants are molesting you now? Holy shit, dial back on the pain meds!


Unless...well, unless they're pink and wearing tutus, in which case take lots of pictures.
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No that's me in the tutu. Yeah the picture I posted on the kidney stone thread. That was when I was very high. Pain meds with a straight shot of Benedryl. Knocked me for a loop. Wife has great vids and pics. I remember none f it.
 
IhateClowns said:
No that's me in the tutu. Yeah the picture I posted on the kidney stone thread. That was when I was very high. Pain meds with a straight shot of Benedryl. Knocked me for a loop. Wife has great vids and pics. I remember none f it.
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Once, when I had my wisdom teeth taken out, the drugs they gave me made me molest the walls. Mind you, the walls had carpet on them and I was apparently fascinated but I also told every single nurse that I loved them. My mom still likes to bring it up, 12 years later.
 
WingedKiss said:
Once, when I had my wisdom teeth taken out, the drugs they gave me made me molest the walls. Mind you, the walls had carpet on them and I was apparently fascinated but I also told every single nurse that I loved them. My mom still likes to bring it up, 12 years later.
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Apparently I was singing and farting quite loudly. Call me maybe was sung quite a bit according to the vids. Oh and asking my wife to blow me over and over.
 
IhateClowns said:
Apparently I was singing and farting quite loudly. Call me maybe was sung quite a bit according to the vids. Oh and asking my wife to blow me over and over.
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You are such a guy even when you're doped up! I love it. That woman, also, is very, very smart for taking those videos. Blackmail material is priceless.
 
WingedKiss said:
You are such a guy even when you're doped up! I love it. That woman, also, is very, very smart for taking those videos. Blackmail material is priceless.
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Oh yes. She is having a blast with them for sure. Thank goodness we are not on facebook or any of that crap or everyone would be seeing them
 
IhateClowns said:
Apparently I was singing and farting quite loudly. Call me maybe was sung quite a bit according to the vids. Oh and asking my wife to blow me over and over.
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I think you, my friend, are probably the hero of the ward.
The nursing staff must've been pissing themselves.
In fact I wouldn't have been surprised if this conversation occurred...

Resident: Yes, he's running a 103, but we can stabilize him and send him back home pretty quickly.

Matron: What? Hell no! *ahem* I mean, are you sure Doctor? I think we should keep in him for, ah, observation. Just to be sure.

Resident: Well, I don't think it's necessary, but if you've got beds free in the ward ...

Matron: Yes, we have.

Matron (aside, to Nurse): Disharge Mrs Jones immediately. The old bat's senile anyway. We've got Mr Clowns back! Phone the girls and tell June to bring that video cam in again will you.

Nurse: *grins* Yes ma'am!
 
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IhateClowns said:
Oh yes. She is having a blast with them for sure. Thank goodness we are not on facebook or any of that crap or everyone would be seeing them
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Don't make me call your wife to have her send those to me. I AM on Facebook, oh yes I am.
 
Jett_73 said:
I think you, my friend, are probably the hero of the ward.
The nursing staff must've been pissing themselves.
In fact I wouldn't have been surprised if this conversation occurred...

Resident: Yes, he's running a 103, but we can stabilize him and send him back home pretty quickly.

Matron: What? Hell no! *ahem* I mean, are you sure Doctor? I think we should keep in him for, ah, observation. Just to be sure.

Resident: Well, I don't think it's necessary, but if you've got beds free in the ward ...

Matron: Yes, we have.

Matron (aside, to Nurse): Disharge Mrs Jones immediately. The old bat's senile anyway. We've got Mr Clowns back! Phone the girls and tell June to bring that video cam in again will you.

Nurse: *grins* Yes ma'am!
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LOL if that is how it went down I dont remember it. I just remember a stunning brunette nurse in the ER. She took me to get my x-rays. My wife commented how gorgeous she was. It was right after I got my dilaudid and benedryl. I was so fucked up. I remember her laughing and I remember her saying that something I said was very very random..lol
 
WingedKiss said:
I honestly hate it, Facebook. I need to shut mine down. You guys are very smart.
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We were on Myspace. that was ok. I am on twitter but havent been on there in a while. It really is an instant graitifcation society we live in. If you aren't liked or linked or whatever then all hell breaks loose.
 
IhateClowns said:
We were on Myspace. that was ok. I am on twitter but havent been on there in a while. It really is an instant graitifcation society we live in. If you aren't liked or linked or whatever then all hell breaks loose.
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Yep, I am ok being disliked mainly on Lit. That's enough for me. Now I just need to put my money, or my fingers or something where my mouth is.
 
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