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I think people who hump in mascot gear are quite odd. The fact that they even have a name for it (furries) is even more odd. In a day and age where everyone is trimming their hair and doing whatever it takes to groom themselves what would possess someone to throw on a furry costume. Fuck what would possess someone go be turned on by getting buggered by the kid from A Christmas Story?
 
I think that has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
I think I just spat juice all over me laptop screen.
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I think I'd go a guy in the mascot costume cause if he did only those trick moves his body has got to be ripped.

I also think if I told you "team Jacob" you go off on a rant about either 1) twilight or 2) beastiality.
 
I think my neighbors should kick their daughter to the curb. Mom and Dad work 16 hours a day to make ends meet and all she does is sit out back smoking it up and spreading her legs until she pops out another one.....
 
I think old people who have fake teeth shouldnt be able to drive. If you are too blind or don't give s shit enough to grab a toothbrush then you sure as hell aren't going to give a shit about my well being on your way to the local VMF for a rousing game of bingo.
 
I think even if Lance Armstrong juiced they cannot deny he has only 1 testicle. Then again most bike riders can attest that there is an advantage to only having 1 nut when having to ride over cobblestone streets.
 
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