You've always been a bitch, stainless slut!
God, Fuzzy, don't make me hump you for spouting those sweet words to me.
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God, Fuzzy, don't make me hump you for spouting those sweet words to me.
I thank thee.
IhateClowns
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By Dixie cup I mean vagina...just saying
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I thinketh that it would harm my Victorian status!
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You need to start doing Yoga, naked yoga will help you........
I think I would need to call 911 after trying to do what every guy has secretly tried to do at one point in time in their miserable lonely lives. I have no desire to try again in fear of getting stuck and having to explain to my mom why I was found ass up with a boner.
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I think the term is realism...yes Alex. I will take realism for 1000
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I think I will have my last Mike's Hard lemonade.
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Those are yummy, is the only alkie drink I drink other than Patron'.
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I think I should have bought that vodka today. I so want to suck cock, but not his and I only want to suck his when I'm drunk. (sad I know - but let's not dwell on that)
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I think I should have bought that vodka today. I so want to suck cock, but not his and I only want to suck his when I'm drunk. (sad I know - but let's not dwell on that)
I've got some premium vodka - -and an easy way to get you a plane ticket.
Sorry -- that was cheap -- and you are not that -- I just wanted to bring that smile back.
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I've got some premium vodka - -and an easy way to get you a plane ticket.
Sorry -- that was cheap -- and you are not that -- I just wanted to bring that smile back.
*chuckles*
I think that wasn't cheap sounding at all and if I could I'd take you up on the pretend offer.
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*chuckles*
I think that wasn't cheap sounding at all and if I could I'd take you up on the pretend offer.
Sheesh -- I Think now she thinks it's a pretend offer -- No really I have:
Blue Ice; Ciroc; More Blue Ice; Russian Standard / / /
Just smile a bit more {{RED}}
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Sheesh -- I Think now she thinks it's a pretend offer -- No really I have:
Blue Ice; Ciroc; More Blue Ice; Russian Standard / / /
Just smile a bit more {{RED}}
I think if you had a plane ticket at your disposal and I had an excuse to fly you'd have a roommate. lol
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I think it's a beginning of a new thought
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LOL Yes they are yum. They also don't give me headaches after I drink them either. The other wine coolers do.
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They are so yummy!
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I think I am beat but I can't seem to get comfortable in this hotel bed
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I think I don't understand the mentality of the mentally unstable.
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