I Think....

[OnceWasAVirgin]

I think I'll let my husband sleep even though I wanna go wake him up by climbing on top of him and riding him silly.

 

[respeito]

Oh, oh. I don't like the sound of that. Perhaps you could forget the problem for a bit and make plans to gather food, ammo, and firearms for Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Unattached Female Refuge (tm)?

you know that gives me ideas to make a banner for you now, right?

Double tap to the face with my 10mm Glock.

maybe it's because it's 5:30 in the morning, but i like this comment. *repeats it in my sleepy voice*

I THINK there's a 1 in 8 chance you'd hit a stud.

i think i didn't consider this - that would hurt. a lot.

 

[o_so_wet]

you know that gives me ideas to make a banner for you now, right?

maybe it's because it's 5:30 in the morning, but i like the way this comment. *repeats it in my sleepy voice*

i think i didn't consider this - that would hurt. a lot.

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I think Respeito will get her revenge by living the good life instead of making her walls into swiss cheese

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

*kamikaze rolls into the thread wearing army fatigues* did someone say zombie apocalypse?

:kidding. only kidding:

i think... i think i want to punch a hole in my wall right now for what i'm thinking. but then i'd be thinking the same thing tomorrow around this time, like i do each night - and i can't go around my apartment punching holes in the wall every evening. my place will look like swiss cheese.

i'll just try not to form any thoughts about it.

Zombie apocalypse.....always fun to think about.

Quick...you get one weapon (can be unlimited ammo against a never-ending horde) what would it be?

And yeah, swiss cheese apartments aren't even popular in Swiss...so um....yeah. *shrugs* Besides the stud thing it's never a good idea to take out your anger on your living quarters.

That's why you go to a friend's house and do it there.....j/k

*gives her a big warm strong bearhug* I hope that you're feeling better and less punchy.

Probably shoulda found that out before getting so close for the hug....right?

 

[respeito]

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I think Respeito will get her revenge by living the good life instead of making her walls into swiss cheese

i think you are precious.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

I think...sometimes

 

[o_so_wet]

i think you are precious.

ditto

 

[avrgblkgrl]

i think you are precious.

I think I want to slip into my bullet proof vest and give Respeito a warm hug this morning--till she feels nothing but love.

I think...sometimes

I think I definitely want to give him something to remember me by.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I think my daughter chats an awful lot with that boy. lol
I think that's okay, because he is a nice boy.
I think she'll be married and have kids before my eldest does - BUT NOT UNTIL SHE'S OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL!

 

[kendra1980]

I think I'm happy to have this appointment.

I think I'm also not so happy to have to have this appointment.

I think that I am glad this particular specialist was available and decided to see me. There aren't many of them in the country, I'm lucky to have found them and have had them look at my "case" and find it of interest.

 

[Chaingun]

you know that gives me ideas to make a banner for you now, right?

Just a banner? Shoot, I want to start a thread with that title.

But I would soooooooo rock that banner! LOL

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I think Respeito will get her revenge by living the good life instead of making her walls into swiss cheese

I think she could live well in the bunker where she will never think about any problems other than what to do when I get back from the zombie battles and actually want to talk to her. A few years of that, and she'll be wishing she'd been bitten and roamed the earth with the rest of them.

C: "Hey Respeito, did I ever tell you the joke about the guy falling out the window and landing on a fire hydrant?"

R: "Mmmmmmmmm!"

C: "Yeah, he landed on it wrong and it went up his ass..."

R: "Grrrrrrrrrr...."

C: "Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!"

R: Ahhhhhhhh, grrrrrrrrr, *chomps a piece of my shoulder off*, mmmmmmmm!"

R: "What the hell? Baby, have you been listening? That hurt! Oh crap, you've joined the undead?!?!!? Who will I tell my jokes to now? Got....to....stop.....this......bleeding.....Damn! And she was going to make me a banner."

Zombie apocalypse.....always fun to think about.

Quick...you get one weapon (can be unlimited ammo against a never-ending horde) what would it be?

A General Electric M134 minigun, of course. Or, chaingun, if you prefer. LOL

I think I want to slip into my bullet proof vest and give Respeito a warm hug this morning--till she feels nothing but love.

She is chained to the wall in the bunker. I couldn't bring myself to put her down after she became a zombie woman. Don't get anything near her mouth. That chica is ferocious and she bites.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I think you're silly to think that. I mean, come on, you know me; I'm a dumbass.

I think you're not as dumb as you think you are.

 

[Chaingun]

I think you're not as dumb as you think you are.

I think you're flattering me hoping that I'll tell more zombie jokes...or chain you to the wall in the bunker.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I think you're flattering me hoping that I'll tell more zombie jokes...or chain you to the wall in the bunker.

I think it's actually quite the opposite.

 

[Wings27]

I think sitting at this diner, chatting with a very attractive man while eating yummy pancakes is exactly what I wanted this morning.

I think that the phone call at 3am this morning from my Dood was perfect. I love that he feels the need to talk to me and just calls. I also love that he tells me exactly how he feels about me. There is no question there. Communication...who knew?!?

I think I'm trying to be happy about picking out a new laptop but it's not working.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I think sitting at this diner, chatting with a very attractive man while eating yummy pancakes is exactly what I wanted this morning.

I think that the phone call at 3am this morning from my Dood was perfect. I love that he feels the need to talk to me and just calls. I also love that he tells me exactly how he feels about me. There is no question there. Communication...who knew?!?

I think I'm trying to be happy about picking out a new laptop but it's not working.

I think I'd be happy to pick one out for you! I love doing that. And you're in the land of Best Buy.

 

[Susurration]

I think that it's good to be taking some time off.

 

[85Ironman]

I think this new subwoofer rocks.

 

[Wings27]

I think I'd be happy to pick one out for you! I love doing that. And you're in the land of Best Buy.

I think it's the money, not the fact of picking one out that has me tore up. This whole thing has almost depleted my vacation fund for the year.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I think it's the money, not the fact of picking one out that has me tore up. This whole thing has almost depleted my vacation fund for the year.

No insurance?

 

[Wings27]

No insurance?

$2000 deductible.

 

[SirJeffAk]

I think, no I know that I like Wing's fishnets!!

 

[Wings27]

I think, no I know that I like Wing's fishnets!!

I think...why thank you.

 

[kendra1980]

I think that was the best Phlebotomist I've ever had!

I think, in fact, I will likely be back there I may request her (can one request their phlebotomist?)

I think I have the rest of the day at home...after I settle a bit, I believe I'll get tackling that tree that needs to come down. Christmas, not oak.

I think the 24th is gonna suck donkey balls, but eh...

 

[Susurration]

I think that it's dinner time.