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I think I smiled and thought "GGGB got that always naughty thing right :)"

I think this room would look a great deal better with the armoire out and wooden tv stand as opposed to the glass one we have now.

I think being told "you need to find out what the requirements are for that job and get working on it, if you want it, it is yours....and the pay is a lot more" makes me want to look into those requirements.

I think getting 8 movie tickets in the mail from a work friend in Tennessee is FANTASTIC. woot.

I think I may make reservations at the comedy club for Nat, myself and some friends for Saturday night...another woot there!
 
I think I'm actually hoping for the zombie apocalypse. When the dead walk the earth, it's going to be a target rich environment for taking out a lot of aggressions on people for the things they did when they were alive.

I figure it won't be anything like the movies. Shoot and move. Watch your six. Get a friend (or six) to help to produce interlocking fields of fire. Gather more to help reload. Stop the shambling, pick up the brass, head back to hq and have adult beverages.

I mean, come on, I saw them at Wal-Mart tonight; they don't seem like they'd be that hard to take out.
 
I think I'm actually hoping for the zombie apocalypse. When the dead walk the earth, it's going to be a target rich environment for taking out a lot of aggressions on people for the things they did when they were alive.

I figure it won't be anything like the movies. Shoot and move. Watch your six. Get a friend (or six) to help to produce interlocking fields of fire. Gather more to help reload. Stop the shambling, pick up the brass, head back to hq and have adult beverages.

I mean, come on, I saw them at Wal-Mart tonight; they don't seem like they'd be that hard to take out.

I think that's the best post I've read all night! :D
 
I think I'm actually hoping for the zombie apocalypse. When the dead walk the earth, it's going to be a target rich environment for taking out a lot of aggressions on people for the things they did when they were alive.

I figure it won't be anything like the movies. Shoot and move. Watch your six. Get a friend (or six) to help to produce interlocking fields of fire. Gather more to help reload. Stop the shambling, pick up the brass, head back to hq and have adult beverages.

I mean, come on, I saw them at Wal-Mart tonight; they don't seem like they'd be that hard to take out.

I think you are hilarious
 
I think I'm actually hoping for the zombie apocalypse. When the dead walk the earth, it's going to be a target rich environment for taking out a lot of aggressions on people for the things they did when they were alive.

I figure it won't be anything like the movies. Shoot and move. Watch your six. Get a friend (or six) to help to produce interlocking fields of fire. Gather more to help reload. Stop the shambling, pick up the brass, head back to hq and have adult beverages.

I mean, come on, I saw them at Wal-Mart tonight; they don't seem like they'd be that hard to take out.

OK that was funny as hell. If I run into you I definitely offer my hand in friendship and my steel in support. :cool:
 
OK that was funny as hell. If I run into you I definitely offer my hand in friendship and my steel in support. :cool:

After a half hour at Wal-Mart, I got asked, "Do we need to leave? You seem to be keeping your hand very close to your pistol. You're not going to draw it are you? Are these 'people' making you nervous?"

:D

I said, "Well it does seem that the zombies have risen and for some reason put on really strange clothes. Perhaps they've figured out a sort of urban camouflage to try to trick me."

If the zombies are able to think, we're screwed. So shoot anyone you don't know after the uprising, especially at Wal-Mart.
 
After a half hour at Wal-Mart, I got asked, "Do we need to leave? You seem to be keeping your hand very close to your pistol. You're not going to draw it are you? Are these 'people' making you nervous?"

:D

I said, "Well it does seem that the zombies have risen and for some reason put on really strange clothes. Perhaps they've figured out a sort of urban camouflage to try to trick me."

If the zombies are able to think, we're screwed. So shoot anyone you don't know after the uprising, especially at Wal-Mart.

LMFAO!

Uhm, I happen to go to Wal-Mart ALL the time; so, like - keep it holstered, Mister! :p
 
*kamikaze rolls into the thread wearing army fatigues* did someone say zombie apocalypse?

:kidding. only kidding:

i think... i think i want to punch a hole in my wall right now for what i'm thinking. but then i'd be thinking the same thing tomorrow around this time, like i do each night - and i can't go around my apartment punching holes in the wall every evening. my place will look like swiss cheese.

i'll just try not to form any thoughts about it.
 
*kamikaze rolls into the thread wearing army fatigues* did someone say zombie apocalypse?

:kidding. only kidding:

i think... i think i want to punch a hole in my wall right now for what i'm thinking. but then i'd be thinking the same thing tomorrow around this time, like i do each night - and i can't go around my apartment punching holes in the wall every evening. my place will look like swiss cheese.

i'll just try not to form any thoughts about it.

Oh, oh. I don't like the sound of that. Perhaps you could forget the problem for a bit and make plans to gather food, ammo, and firearms for Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Unattached Female Refuge (tm)?

LMFAO!

Uhm, I happen to go to Wal-Mart ALL the time; so, like - keep it holstered, Mister! :p

I think I would recognize your eyes and that top you're wearing in your avatar. LOL.

You're safe. I'll be collecting all the sexy women I can gather before the zombies get them after the uprising. I figure I am going to need female companionship after long days of making a bloody mess of the "walkers". Who would I regale with dumb jokes and insipid observations if my bunker is not filled with the rescued damsels?


I think I'd enjoy shooting the zombies more if I knew what they did before they turned. Postal workers shuffling around still in uniform? Bang! 9mm to the forehead. DMV counter clerks wearing their stupid name tags looking to eat some brains? Boom! 40 caliber to the ear. Wife beater/child molester still in their prison orange jumpsuit? Kapow! Shotgun to the face. Sherwin-Williams Paint sales rep limping and moaning still carrying his color cards and price lists? Thhhhhwwwwp! Crossbow bolt to the neck. The customer that won't pay his bill until 120 days have passed dragging a rotting foot and still clutching his monthly statement? Kabooom! Grenade stuffed in his mouth. Men with Alts claiming to be women on Lit? Boom, boom!!! Double tap to the face with my 10mm Glock.

LOL




I'm not really this violent. I'm just a man who hates zombies with a passion. I don't really have any feelings that are right in the middle. Love or hate; pick one.
 
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