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I think I would have rather they just got smoked instead building up my hopes...
 
I think the smell of Sunday breakfast is a great way to start the day.
 
I think I am grateful that even though women's nipples get hard when cold I am happy my penis shrinks because I am in slacks and it is frigid out.
 
Right now my penis looks like a mushroom stapled directly to my pelvis. It's neck has disappeared. You don't want to see that. Hell I don't even want to see that.

I think you made me laugh out loud and I've been told that is not a good thing to do to a man, especially when the penis is involved. :eek:
 
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