lovemonster
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Or a flammable one!
*sings* 'muffffff on fireeeee..........'
It's ok, I always carry a spare fire extinguisher in my muff!

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Or a flammable one!
*sings* 'muffffff on fireeeee..........'

I think whoever decided to set the fire alarms off this morning at f***ing 5:30am needs a good slapping! Standing out in a car park in Pj's and effing slippers in 2 Degrees freezing effing cold for over half an hour as they search the effing building is not even slightly funny! Can't get back to sleep and whoever did it wants to F*** Right Offffffffffffffffffff
*rant over * That is all thank you![]()
I think that sucks ballz..... *offers you hot coffee and a warm blanket for your cold feet*

Hehehe thank youI think that sucks ballz..... *offers you hot coffee and a warm blanket for your cold feet*
you already "poofed" today!!

I think you might be counting my poofs ....
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yes...I counted all the way up to two!! woohoo!![]()

*gives you a brownie point*
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YEEHA!
(just so ya know...i didn't post the first thing that came to mind..lol)

I thnk that I don't mind cooking breakfast except that everybody in this house wants to eat at different times. Get the F&#) out of bed!!!
xI think I'll have bacon, sausage, egg and fried toast please!x
I think you will have to explain that "fried toast" to me. Is that like "French toast" or is it toast made in a pan with some butter?
I think you need to fry bread like eggs and let it soak up the oil until it's nice and golden colour and crispy but not too well done!
I think I'll take french toast though if that's on offer!![]()
I think pancakes and bacon would be easiest today.....already fed my youngest..... If you have an aversion, I can always make something else.
xI think I'll take the bacon, but pancakes are not my thing, sorry!
I think a bacon sandwich would be nice though, do you have HP sauce?x

I think I have never heard of HP sauce. You must be a Brit. I love bacon buddies with peanut butter and bacon on what we call an "English muffin" Have you an English muffin?![]()