newbiebabe
Literotica Guru
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- Nov 2, 2009
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I think we are fixin' to get a gully washer! 
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I think the mentality of burn me once shame on you, burn me twice shame on you, burn me three times shame on you, burn me four, five, six times shame on you should cause you to shake yourself and question exactly what the fuck do you want to get out of this place. If it isn't working for you the way you want it then fucking leave. Quit coming to the same place with the same attitude and expect different results.
I think the people that can see the error of their own ways before rioting the errors of others will get a lot more out of life and in turn surround themselves with the opposite type of people they are rioting about.
I think coming to litEROTICA looking for love is a lottery ticket. There are many many other sites on the internet dedicated to just that. Looking for love. Looking for love on a porn board is like looking for a slut on the chasity boards. Sure you may find one every now and then but don't tell me you can fully trust them or truly know them because they went to each site with totally different intentions.
I think I am nonsensical and you all should iggy me.
I think I came here for one reason and since I have gotten to know a lot of you I come here now for a totally different reason, yet I still like the idea of getting laid.
I think those that come here under false pretenses live their real lives under false pretenses.
I think I have shoved my foot in my mouth enough times that I am surprised I still have any teeth left.
I think a smell pussy can be cured with lots of soap and a stick-up air freshener.
I think shaving my balls the very first time was the most nervous I had been in a very long time.
I think I am done for tonight.


I think I need a good fucking ...
Just sayin
I may be and have been as sick as a dog, but this morning it's only a small dog. Probably a chihuahua.
That's it. I'm as sick as a chihuahua.
Can a person be as sick as a cat?

I think I'm being played and it pretty much pisses me off ...
so awesome.I think I love how you have a graphic for every fucking situation!so awesome.
I still got a ladyboner though![]()


