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I think that is a great idea, because I miss reading your humor![]()
i think you are fun
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I think that is a great idea, because I miss reading your humor![]()
I think I'm the thread killer and
Peeka boo, I see you ....
I also think I might have put my foot in my big mouth



I think that being hugged by my friend's husband made me realize how my FN's hugs would help me through this time.
I think that the best way to avoid guilt is to accept that you are making choices, and own them.
I think that the best way to avoid being a complete asshat on your trek through this life is to accept that your choices impact others and to be fair and as gentle and honorable as possible in getting what you want and need from this life.
I think that I need to have alcohol to counteract this caffeine.


1. I think, at least I hope, that these two middle points are EXACTLY what I have tried to base my life choices on. Thankfully, the advantage to this way of life was something I realized way back in college.
Living this way doesn't always seem to make sense from the outside. I have sometimes paid for things I could easily have covered up merely by doing nothing rather than trying to do what I thought was right. But I can sleep at night -- and when I can't, it's not because I have postponed doing the right thing, but because my diet wasn't quite right that day.
Personally, I feel sad for those adults who haven't quite come to this same realization in their lives yet. (The integrity part, not the diet part -- although I guess I can feel for them for that as well).
2. I didn't have a single slice of pie to celebrate pi day yesterday, while my daughter, who LOATHES math utterly and completely, found professors in all three classes yesterday bringing pie to class (even though they were theater, music, and literature classes). I think sometimes the universe just deals you a whole hand of unfair cards all at once.
3. Memory can perform evil tricks on a person. Right now I have five full containers of mustard, because I can't seem to remember that I bought mustard just a couple of weeks ago (probably, I don't remember actually buying it, but there it is).
Why couldn't I have just forgotten that a complete stranger gave me wads of cash five times? That would be so much nicer to be surprised by. Five jars of mustard is probably close to three years worth. Five wads of cash is probably only three hours worth. I'm not asking much, I think.
4. I am so impressed with great pianists. I have had more reason the last couple of years to listen to pianists playing completely different rhythmatic patterns on each hand, and I think it is something that it would be very difficult for me to master. I've also thought that it's surprising, with their inferiority in mastering juggling multiple simultaneous tasks, that there seem to be as many men playing the piano as women -- women just naturally can do two things like this at once. I suppose it's a lifetime task for men to master such a skill while women would have it down in a month.[/QUOTE]
And then there was Jerry Lee Lewis.....![]()
I think I should be outside enjoying the sun.
I think that when a train wreck's coming....one should just bail the fuck off...Arguing with the engineer about WHY there's going to be a wreck- doesn't seem to help.
*fucking full moon*
* goes off grumbling about the inherent inaability of women to actually TELL their men WHAT THE FUCK THEY REALLY MEAN*

I think if you don't know then I'm not goin to tell you!![]()
*shoves a second camera up your butt and duct tapes your butt cheeks together, accidentalyy giggling as I hugglegrope you and wanders off grumbling about the inherent inability of men to not be utter poopyheads*
