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I think that this cat had better stop trying to get in to my wine glass I'm going to have to do something drastic. Like take away her catnip.
 
I think that a post I recently read churned my stomach with a wooden spoon and thankfully, made me face reality.

I think that someone is a very lucky woman...and I hope she knows, and if she doesn't know then someone needs to work a little harder so she does. For what it's worth, and as hard as it is for me to say, and it is, I think things are the way they're meant to be.

I think the two people I mention above probably don't realise that that was about them, which sometimes makes me wonder how we never really know, that there are sometimes people out there just rooting for us.

I think what's best, isn't always what feels best.

I think lollipops should be a compulsory snack around 3pm at every work place. Poking coloured tongues out at each other across board room meeting tables is the best tension breaker I've ever ever seen (...and used). *pokes tongue out* Oooh! orange swirls!

I think that I'm secretly glad about the way Gsnort's week is going to turn out, if not for the reason it turned out that way. But maybe someone somewhere decided it was time for her to rest.

I think that teasing her with my retractions gave me the biggest fit of giggles and heartlovesmooshiehuggleness for my Gsnort ever for the way she indulges me, even when I'm playfully mean.

I htink that eating one french fry at a time makes no sense to me. That's what bunches are made for!

I think a fluttering of little kisses, lighter than butterflies tiptoeing on my face, before and after a session of no holds barred dirty monkey losing count of orgasms sex puts the polish on a satisified smile as one falls asleep utterly exhausted.

I think Winglet surprised me (in the best possible way - but she doesnt know this, it's an afar type admiration, so don't freakin' tell her). And taught me a big big lesson about the complex, multifacetedness of people.

I think that there are little elves that come and hang out in my freezer and drink all my ice.

I think we don't wear enough bows in our hair.

I think I know some of the funniest, most brilliant men in the world - and it shows in their flaws in other aspects of their personality, and that, I couldn't give a donkey's poop. To paraphrase a quote from Grey's Anatomy, "my heart AND vagina live in my laughing muscles", stimulate them and I'm a goner.

I think that someone owes me a cheeseburger that he said he'd be keeping for me until after my water fast, and instead, he ATE it.

I think I'm going to annoy Gsnort with an offline right now, for no reason other than I miss her.
I think she'll appreciate me interrupting her sleep for no reason *nods*

I think that my email inbox tells almost the entire story of me at this moment in time, of who I care about, of what, and why. With the occasional pictures sent from Gsnort that, in equal parts, make me laugh and tear up.

I think that after so many years dealing with me, my assistant is hands down the most patient person I know. And that Hell will freeze over and carve itself into a pornographic ice statue, which I will then lick and get my tongue stuck to, before I ever tell him I think so.

I think that as much as it's hot and I want to go full Sinead O'Connor to get the hair off my face sometimes, as soon as I do, I'll be sobbing and singing "Nothing Compares 2 U" to my chopped off tresses getting swept up by a gum chewing, pimply faced hairdresser's assistant.

I think Crvylicious needs to start her own ohm retreat. Litsters far and wide would come to share in her very own special brand of ohmness. It might turn into a drunken blowout but, well, you can't say yu're not ohmy when blitzed.

I think that some people retreat too quickly into ugly words when it comes to trying to prove someone else is wrong - which seems counterproductive to me. The utter beauty of simple truth always wins out.

I think that we should have Swiss army knives for hands, and one of the tools would be a designated Go Gadget finger to scratch that hard to reach itchy spot on my back.

I think about popcorn more than I should.

I think Gagaman is one of the most misunderstood men on Lit. He really is an ass *grins* What? You are what you AV! But he's an ass that runs deeper than a double ended 14" double donger dildo could ever go, and with more heart than you'd imagine. And if you're in his firing line, you better believe there's probably a reason why you're there.

I think, once again, and tragically so, it's been proven that there's just no element like water.

I think that my right breast had a growth spurt, and the left one is now angry at it for leaving it behind.

I think if someone can make me laugh harder than Tiery did last night when he tried to relieve my handjob phobia by talking about "Stumpjob Porn" than I'm almost afraid to make them prove it in fear of death by snortage.

I think I'm holding on by my fingertips trying not to get sucked into someone's dark dark world, but that I can't leave him there alone either, and that the only time I've felt homocider lately, was when he was maltreated, even though there's no one else in the world who can better take care of themselves. Love is a weirdo thing.

I think every morning we should have our faces dusted with icing sugar so that everything just tastes that little bit sweeter.

I think on the end of fingertips is where angels dance.

I think after a weird and wonderful in ways long weekend, there are lots of things I feel like rambling about right now and not in the mood to be wording them in different ways in different threads, so I'll just camp out here in this post for awhile longer.

I think...it turns out, I'm done.

I think I lied! One more thing -

I think that there is a distinct sweet scent of hope and renewal in the air, and I hope, that it's not just me, but that it spells the beginning of something - whether big or small - but something simply, stunningly, breathlessly beautiful, for you all.

:kiss:
 
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I think I'm glad I clicked this thread this morning, because reading Appy's wanderings is truly refreshing ( and this one was a doozy).

I think that those people she mentions are some of the luckiest people around; to be in the grasp of her caring.

I think that no one here makes me chuckle as much as Appy does....or is is chortle? Hell, I don't know.

I think it's time for more coffee....:cattail:
 
I think it's time to go back to work. Today won't be as bad as it has been in the past.
 
I think I'm just conceited enough to think that some of the Litsters I stalk are sometimes posting about me.

I think the flight I'm about to get on will be a good one, and I plan to sleep right through it.

I think the people sitting on either side of my middle seat are going to wish they'd chosen a different row.

I think re-reading a few of the steamier emails in my inbox has me ill-prepared to stand up and board the plane.... :devil:
 
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