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I think this little get away is just the ticket.

I think his lunch meeting holds great promise, or I hope it does.

I think your children's successes are soul food.

I think every time he is interviewed or quoted, I feel happy all over in my pride of him.

I think our dog is the cutest, sweetest dog ever.

I think when one is fortunate enough to find someone who loves them as they need and deserve to be loved, and when that loves comes unconditionally and fully, one should be very grateful, and I am.
 
I think this says it all:


WOMEN’S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like

MEN’S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
14. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you.
15. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay
 
I think in intervals of 30 seconds, then I take a break, too bad if I'm right in the middle of a thou-...
 
I think I'm so glad to not have to do a single thing allllll day long.

Well other than feed the offspring, feed the felines, do the laundry, scrub the floors, make some meals for tomorrow, watch some movies, take a long, luxurious shower.

You know, nothing.
 
I think that the Wii is gonna have to be taken away from the kids. They can't even play that together without fighting.
 
I think I'm so glad to not have to do a single thing allllll day long.

Well other than feed the offspring, feed the felines, do the laundry, scrub the floors, make some meals for tomorrow, watch some movies, take a long, luxurious shower.

You know, nothing.
I think that just reading Wings27's to do list, makes me want to take a nap...
 
I think that the Wii is gonna have to be taken away from the kids. They can't even play that together without fighting.

I think this is the story of my life too!

Don't you just want to wrap them in the cord from the nunchuck, sometimes?

Oh, is that just me? :eek:
 
I think this is the story of my life too!

Don't you just want to wrap them in the cord from the nunchuck, sometimes?

Oh, is that just me? :eek:

My daughter is pure evil. She'll screw up on purpose just to piss off my son! GRRR!
 
Yep! Mine too. She has taken to just shutting the game off mid-way just to tick off her brother. Fun times.

Sigh...I never did such things. Well, we never had a game system growing up, either. I did other things like scratch my sister and pull her hair.
 
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