I Think....

[asian_princess]

I am the fire queen and am great at lighting fires, I can just sit for hours watching them.

I think the bard is awesome, we could threaten him with being poked over the bridge if he does not sing suitably heroic songs.

I shall apply to be your queen's apprentice. I can start small and just light matches and throw them at passers-by.

I think your mode of discipline should be utilised more widely. Perhaps as a way of dealing with reckless shopping cart drivers. They can be crammed in their cart and pushed off the bridge.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I shall apply to be your queen's apprentice. I can start small and just light matches and throw them at passers-by.

I think your mode of discipline should be utilised more widely. Perhaps as a way of dealing with reckless shopping cart drivers. They can be crammed in their cart and pushed off the bridge.

Start large and continue that way, matches thrown at passersby are fun but they do tend to get upset. Bonfires are a great way to start, lots of gas and you can't go wrong. Although I did manage to set fire the the neighbours front yard on Guy Fawkes with some fireworks.

We would have a shopping cart jam if we tried that one, we would need a pretty big bridge, and not wood so we don't set fire to it.

 

[newbiebabe]

I think I will not be so conservative with wrapping paper this year. I do believe this is the third year I have used the same rolls of paper... lol

 

[ravi64]

I think I will not be so conservative with wrapping paper this year. I do believe this is the third year I have used the same rolls of paper... lol

I think more people are needed who don't waste paper for avoidable frills and you can use coloured cotton cloth as well

 

[asian_princess]

Start large and continue that way, matches thrown at passersby are fun but they do tend to get upset. Bonfires are a great way to start, lots of gas and you can't go wrong. Although I did manage to set fire the the neighbours front yard on Guy Fawkes with some fireworks.

We would have a shopping cart jam if we tried that one, we would need a pretty big bridge, and not wood so we don't set fire to it.

I hope they paid you well, the rustic, arson look is very 2012.

You're right, of course. Perhaps we can implement a diving board type mechanism for extra leverage and bounce. I'll set up a charitable foundation to raise funds. You work on your fire eating and burning drivers who don't notice the lights have changed to green and then take off just as the lights change to red act for the tele-thon.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I hope they paid you well, the rustic, arson look is very 2012.

You're right, of course. Perhaps we can implement a diving board type mechanism for extra leverage and bounce. I'll set up a charitable foundation to raise funds. You work on your fire eating and burning drivers who don't notice the lights have changed to green and then take off just as the lights change to red act for the tele-thon.

Well I do live in whitetrashville so it fits in nicely with the scenary.

Can we put up a pirates flag and wear parrots on our shoulders, a pirate theme with walking the plank could work.

I will work on the telethon, we could ask people here to donate, maybe with the fundraising we could add a couple of traffic lights to fool the idiots that have to drag race you away from every traffic light then sit waiting at then next red one ready to race you again.

 

[garbage can]

I think I'll be brave, starting with you...............

 

[asian_princess]

Well I do live in whitetrashville so it fits in nicely with the scenary.

Can we put up a pirates flag and wear parrots on our shoulders, a pirate theme with walking the plank could work.

I will work on the telethon, we could ask people here to donate, maybe with the fundraising we could add a couple of traffic lights to fool the idiots that have to drag race you away from every traffic light then sit waiting at then next red one ready to race you again.

Oh, that's right next to me, asianflipfloptown.

You could do this for a living - coordinating other people's unliving. We're the kind of pirates with rum, yes? That's gotta be in the contract.

Yes yes, and perhaps if we have some funds left over we can draw a private lane for the non appreciatory wavers out there. Then they can try to cut in between each other and not wave back.

I think we may be in the running for next year's Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Oh, that's right next to me, asianflipfloptown.

You could do this for a living - coordinating other people's unliving. We're the kind of pirates with rum, yes? That's gotta be in the contract.

Yes yes, and perhaps if we have some funds left over we can draw a private lane for the non appreciatory wavers out there. Then they can try to cut in between each other and not wave back.

I think we may be in the running for next year's Nobel Peace Prize.

*Waving to asianflipfloptown*

I was thinking bourbon, rum has very very very very very bad memories, I can't even smell the stuff anymore.

This is going to get quite expensive quickly. How about we operate a take a number and wait system and just prod them over with the flaming stick once their number is called? Simple, cheap and effective.

 

[asian_princess]

*Waving to asianflipfloptown*

I was thinking bourbon, rum has very very very very very bad memories, I can't even smell the stuff anymore.

This is going to get quite expensive quickly. How about we operate a take a number and wait system and just prod them over with the flaming stick once their number is called? Simple, cheap and effective.

*builds a fire and sends smoke signals to whitetrashville*

Bourbon it is. We'll just use rum as a fuel source for the fire.

Done. We'll even make it idiot proof. Queue jumpers can jump to the head of the jumping queue.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

*builds a fire and sends smoke signals to whitetrashville*

Bourbon it is. We'll just use rum as a fuel source for the fire.

Done. We'll even make it idiot proof. Queue jumpers can jump to the head of the jumping queue.

I love the smoke rings, can you teach me how to do those one day?

Excellant *in best Mr Burns voice* and we won't need to waste time prodding them over. Although what happens if you have a queue of queue jumpers is that like queue leapfrog?

 

[asian_princess]

I love the smoke rings, can you teach me how to do those one day?

Excellant *in best Mr Burns voice* and we won't need to waste time prodding them over. Although what happens if you have a queue of queue jumpers is that like queue leapfrog?

But of course. It has something to do with putting your lips together and blowing, but I could be confused with something else.

Dammit. You catch on too quick. I WAS actually going to play and stop some music at the same time and play a game of musical queue leapfrog pokes as a birthday party game for you but the surprise has been ruined.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

But of course. It has something to do with putting your lips together and blowing, but I could be confused with something else.

Dammit. You catch on too quick. I WAS actually going to play and stop some music at the same time and play a game of musical queue leapfrog pokes as a birthday party game for you but the surprise has been ruined.

Oh I will definitly need to get some practice in for that then. I have never been able to blow a good smoke ring.

Awwwww *sniff* now we just need some music, maybe Highway to Hell by AC/DC could work?

 

[Sidney_1]

I think tomorrow feels promising.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Grl36]

I think I might be feeling a little " all by myself" today.
I think that's not normal and I don't like how it feels

 

[littlelovedove]

But of course. It has something to do with putting your lips together and blowing, but I could be confused with something else.

Dammit. You catch on too quick. I WAS actually going to play and stop some music at the same time and play a game of musical queue leapfrog pokes as a birthday party game for you but the surprise has been ruined.

Oh I will definitly need to get some practice in for that then. I have never been able to blow a good smoke ring.

Awwwww *sniff* now we just need some music, maybe Highway to Hell by AC/DC could work?

I think you both are too young to be playing with matches. In my day we used flint and knew how to give a good blow. Now those were the days.

*skips around fire in her big girl tu-tu and flip flops and sings "Highway to Hell'*

I think I might be feeling a little " all by myself" today.
I think that's not normal and I don't like how it feels

I think Miss Blue Girl needs a big hug.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I think you both are too young to be playing with matches. In my day we used flint and knew how to give a good blow. Now those were the days.

*skips around fire in her big girl tu-tu and flip flops and sings "Highway to Hell'*





I think Miss Blue Girl needs a big hug.

I think we need lessons in using flint, that sounds like fun.

 

[asian_princess]

I think you both are too young to be playing with matches. In my day we used flint and knew how to give a good blow. Now those were the days.

*skips around fire in her big girl tu-tu and flip flops and sings "Highway to Hell'*

LoveyDovey, in the spirit of the holiday season ...*sings* let us blow, let us blow, let us blow.

I think we need lessons in using flint, that sounds like fun.

Kiwikins -

You bring the flint. I'll bring the Stones.

*swaps Highway to Hell for Play with Fire*

 

[kiwi_submissive]

LoveyDovey, in the spirit of the holiday season ...*sings* let us blow, let us blow, let us blow.

Kiwikins -

You bring the flint. I'll bring the Stones.

*swaps Highway to Hell for Play with Fire*

*waving lighter at your singing* that was bootiful.

Wondering where I can get some flint at this time of night?

 

[asian_princess]

*waving lighter at your singing* that was bootiful.

Wondering where I can get some flint at this time of night?

*appreciatively watches on as someone's hair catches fire from Kiwikins' lighter*

And on a Friday too. You KNOW that even if you find some by tomorrow morning, it'll just be hungover. Drenched in alcohol. HARDLY appropriate to start a fire.


Wait.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

*appreciatively watches on as someone's hair catches fire from Kiwikins' lighter*

And on a Friday too. You KNOW that even if you find some by tomorrow morning, it'll just be hungover. Drenched in alcohol. HARDLY appropriate to start a fire.


Wait.

I went out and did the sober babysitter thing for the girls earlier. I even take out my checklist with me to interview any males they may be interested in. Its a very important job.

Not my fault their hair caught fire, it was your singing, it distracted me. OK I admit, I thought you would appreciate it.

 

[IAboy]

I hope everthing is going better with you. I am feeling a bit better today. I have a built in nurse here at my house to take care of me and I am drinking lots of fluids too. I hope your situation is better. PM me if you ever need to talk.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Grl36]

I think I will driving through another snow storm to get to work today.

 

[DayMaker]

I went out and did the sober babysitter thing for the girls earlier. I even take out my checklist with me to interview any males they may be interested in. Its a very important job.

Not my fault their hair caught fire, it was your singing, it distracted me. OK I admit, I thought you would appreciate it.

I think it's not a real party until someone's hair catches fire

 

[Susurration]

I think that I'm soon going to get fed up with the sight of snow.