MidnightVixen
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I think...of course...
I think your female...so that in itself makes you correct at all times!!!!
I think, your a very smart man.
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I think, your a very smart man.
MidnightVixen
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*sigh*
I think it's time for me to fly.. * kiss kiss, and a Ms American wave* It's been a blast, thank you all.. have a wonderful LIT time without me, but don't forget me. Behave and if you can't, DO NOT name it after me.
I think it's time for me to fly.. * kiss kiss, and a Ms American wave* It's been a blast, thank you all.. have a wonderful LIT time without me, but don't forget me. Behave and if you can't, DO NOT name it after me.
exividere2
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*sigh*
I think it's time for me to fly.. * kiss kiss, and a Ms American wave* It's been a blast, thank you all.. have a wonderful LIT time without me, but don't forget me. Behave and if you can't, DO NOT name it after me.
bye sexy girl... talk to you later... H says hi too.
horsie_gurl
Really Really Experienced
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i think you didn't say "ithink" at the beginning.
I also think that that avatar is probably the sexiest one i have seen on here and im about to save that image to my computer so i can see it more often. damn sexy
I also think that that avatar is probably the sexiest one i have seen on here and im about to save that image to my computer so i can see it more often. damn sexy
TigersFan123
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I think the above avatar is pretty sexxxy tooo
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I think MSL is so much fun and always lovely. And you naughty minx, red knickers
*gropes your av*
MidnightVixen
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I think life should be easier * twitches nose* .. how come it works for Samantha?
mrtnmoon
I am the fact decider...
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I love that song. I think I need to see if I can find a guitar tab for it so I can learn how to play it.
MidnightVixen
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mrtnmoon
I am the fact decider...
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I think I love you.
wait. I think that's a completely different band.
I think thanks.
MidnightVixen
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I think I love you.
wait. I think that's a completely different band.
I think thanks.
I think your very wlecome.
asian_princess
Car-ma Sutra Test Dummy.
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... having Casino Royale on loop for the last few days is what blew my TV's fuse.
Told you Daniel Craig is dangerously hot (but only cos he reminds me of someone... *le sigh*)
Told you Daniel Craig is dangerously hot (but only cos he reminds me of someone... *le sigh*)
koalabear
~Armed and Fuzzy~
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papillon24
Living in your heart
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I think...well I'm not sure what to think
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Essa
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I think I'm really tired, but I can't sleep.................where's that mallett?
I think you should close your eyes and count to ten
*hits morri over the head with the mallet*
Night sweetie
I think you should close your eyes and count to ten
*hits morri over the head with the mallet*
Night sweetie
I think Essa is fantabulous..............
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Essa
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I think Essa is fantabulous..............
I think you are way more fantabulous than me, and now I've done my good deed for the day I must sadly leave you...Take care, hope you get some sleep and have the most perfectest dreams ever
I think you are way more fantabulous than me, and now I've done my good deed for the day I must sadly leave you...Take care, hope you get some sleep and have the most perfectest dreams ever
I think I will miss you
Have fun
papillon24
Living in your heart
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I think I missed everyone here
hdlynnette
Getting my sexy back!
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I think George Carlin is a smart man.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged . I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keep sakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule: Ladies, particulary "Willa"...lol, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.
New Rule:There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my hands
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?
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GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged . I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keep sakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule: Ladies, particulary "Willa"...lol, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.
New Rule:There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my hands
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?
papillon24
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